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Title: Welcome to Turtle Island
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Published: Jan 28, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-01-28 10:19:26 by Turtle
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Welcome to Turtle Island, the best place in the world to live.

Your bags will be carried to the hotel by Cynicom and James Deffenbach (no tipping is allowed).

Turtle Island is ruled by the Turtle King, who has no rules beyond, "Do as you please and harm no one."

Turtle Island is located in the middle of the Lake of the Ozarks, but is invisible like Brigadoon, and appears only once every ten year to take new people on.

Turtle Island is sunny 365 days a years and is 72 degrees all year round.

No tormenting the turtles is allowed. (1 image)

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#1. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach (#0)

I forgot to inform you of your new jobs. You'll be provided with little red caps.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-28   10:22:23 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#10. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#1)

I forgot to inform you of your new jobs. You'll be provided with little red caps.

Cynicom, Turtle is talking smack again. I think the boy may be on medication, ahaha. He may have to be neutered and made to stand in the corner until he can learn to respect his elders.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-28 19:15:31 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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