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Title: Welcome to Turtle Island
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Published: Jan 28, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-01-28 10:19:26 by Turtle
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Views: 752
Comments: 35
Welcome to Turtle Island, the best place in the world to live. Your bags will be carried to the hotel by Cynicom and James Deffenbach (no tipping is allowed). Turtle Island is ruled by the Turtle King, who has no rules beyond, "Do as you please and harm no one." Turtle Island is located in the middle of the Lake of the Ozarks, but is invisible like Brigadoon, and appears only once every ten year to take new people on. Turtle Island is sunny 365 days a years and is 72 degrees all year round. No tormenting the turtles is allowed.
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#1. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach (#0)
Cynicom, Turtle is talking smack again. I think the boy may be on medication, ahaha. He may have to be neutered and made to stand in the corner until he can learn to respect his elders.
Well, I look for a total mental breakdown for Turtle, soon. When that happens, Christine will sign papers to have him committed. I think that is best for society.
When that happens, Christine will sign papers to have him committed. I think that is best for society. She best get on with the paper signing. I think that breakdown happened some time ago.
There have been signs for some time that Turtle has gone round the bend. For instance, his endless fantasies about gurl friends that we know never existed. I think carrying that smelly shell around has affected his brain, deteriorated if you will.
The bellcaps are not getting paid to talk, only to carry luggage. And straighten those caps, too.
And straighten those caps, too. Are your employee's a member of any union?? Do you pay them minimum wage and offer benefits such as medical insurance?? Are the working conditions safe?? Do you provide training programs to prevent OTJ injuries from carrying luggage?? Overtime?? How much vacation do the employees accrue each year?? Do you hire illegal immigrants??
They should be grateful they're being paid two dollars an hour and allowed to live in a shack on the beach.
#31. To: Turtle (#18)
The Obummer Labor Department Special Operations Force "Team 6" has been mobilized out of Virginia: government squids with waterproof clipboards will be infiltrating the beach at high tide....
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestI forgot to inform you of your new jobs. You'll be provided with little red caps.
#10. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#1)
I forgot to inform you of your new jobs. You'll be provided with little red caps.
#11. To: James Deffenbach, Turtle (#10)
#12. To: Cynicom, christine, Turtle (#11)
Well, I look for a total mental breakdown for Turtle, soon.
#13. To: James Deffenbach (#12)
She best get on with the paper signing. I think that breakdown happened some time ago.
#14. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach (#13)
#16. To: Turtle, All (#14)
The bellcaps are not getting paid to talk, only to carry luggage.
#18. To: X-15 (#16)
Replies to Comment # 18. They should be grateful they're being paid two dollars an hour and allowed to live in a shack on the beach.
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