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Title: Welcome to Turtle Island
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Published: Jan 28, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-01-28 10:19:26 by Turtle
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Comments: 35

Welcome to Turtle Island, the best place in the world to live.

Your bags will be carried to the hotel by Cynicom and James Deffenbach (no tipping is allowed).

Turtle Island is ruled by the Turtle King, who has no rules beyond, "Do as you please and harm no one."

Turtle Island is located in the middle of the Lake of the Ozarks, but is invisible like Brigadoon, and appears only once every ten year to take new people on.

Turtle Island is sunny 365 days a years and is 72 degrees all year round.

No tormenting the turtles is allowed. (1 image)

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#2. To: Turtle (#0)

"Do as you please and harm no one."

What are you, a goddamn Wiccan?

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2009-01-28   10:31:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#3. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#2)

The original quote was something along the lines of "Love and dp as you please," and was originally from Aquinas or Augustine.

If the Wiccans have picked it up, I did not know that, but they got it from Christianity, which I find both ironic and amusing.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-28 10:35:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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