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Title: Welcome to Turtle Island
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Published: Jan 28, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-01-28 10:19:26 by Turtle
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Welcome to Turtle Island, the best place in the world to live. Your bags will be carried to the hotel by Cynicom and James Deffenbach (no tipping is allowed). Turtle Island is ruled by the Turtle King, who has no rules beyond, "Do as you please and harm no one." Turtle Island is located in the middle of the Lake of the Ozarks, but is invisible like Brigadoon, and appears only once every ten year to take new people on. Turtle Island is sunny 365 days a years and is 72 degrees all year round. No tormenting the turtles is allowed.
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#2. To: Turtle (#0)
What are you, a goddamn Wiccan?
The original quote was something along the lines of "Love and dp as you please," and was originally from Aquinas or Augustine. If the Wiccans have picked it up, I did not know that, but they got it from Christianity, which I find both ironic and amusing.
Whoever said it, I knew it would be someone who never had kids. Can't trust those guys.
#7. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#4)
Turtle Island is for adults. Well, teenage girls are allowed. Cute ones.
No children are allowed on Turtle island, unless they are pug puppies.
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