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Title: CASH For GOLD! (ARF!)
Source: Gold Kit Surprise
URL Source: http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/goldkit/gold_kit.shtml
Published: Jan 30, 2009
Author: Citizen
Post Date: 2009-01-30 00:20:36 by Axenolith
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Keywords: Gold, Funny, As, Hell
Views: 240
Comments: 4

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#1. To: Axenolith (#0)

Unfortunately, real gold is very rare, and hella expensive. Even after checking the whole recycling bin and both garbage cans, I found that I had absolutely no gold scraps in the house.

I grabbed some doo-dads out of the junk drawer and some gold spray-paint out of the garage.

Soon I had a gold bottle cap, a gold stem from a bunch of grapes, a gold pop-top, a gold zip-tie, a gold 'S' hook, a gold nut and the elusive gold nickel.

In all, a nice sack of treasure! ...............................

But there, after all that buildup, at the bottom of the letter, was my payment!

A real check for $1.01!

Incredible! They really do pay cash for gold, and not just real gold... any gold at all!

Next time you see the ad, give them a call and get the gold kit. Isn't there something gold you can send them?

ROFLMAO!!!!!

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