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Title: CASH For GOLD! (ARF!)
Source:
Gold Kit Surprise
URL Source: http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/goldkit/gold_kit.shtml
Published: Jan 30, 2009
Author: Citizen
Post Date: 2009-01-30 00:20:36 by Axenolith
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Keywords: Gold, Funny, As, Hell
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Comments: 4
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#1. To: Axenolith (#0)
I grabbed some doo-dads out of the junk drawer and some gold spray-paint out of the garage. Soon I had a gold bottle cap, a gold stem from a bunch of grapes, a gold pop-top, a gold zip-tie, a gold 'S' hook, a gold nut and the elusive gold nickel. In all, a nice sack of treasure! ............................... But there, after all that buildup, at the bottom of the letter, was my payment! A real check for $1.01! Incredible! They really do pay cash for gold, and not just real gold... any gold at all! Next time you see the ad, give them a call and get the gold kit. Isn't there something gold you can send them? ROFLMAO!!!!!
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That part was classic. If there's some type of periodic web award given to obscure people who crank out hilarious material with a subtle bite this guy definitely gets one. And then, now that I think about it, the people working at that place probably ARFed it up and someone HAD to have said "We've got to follow through with this"...
Bring on the Depression. Bring it the F*** ON! If digging ditches and eating beans for a few years is what it takes for me to see some worthless sacks of crap bankers and politicians living in sack cloth and being spat upon by my fellow Americans well... where's my shovel?!?!
A $4 or $5 can of spray paint and some junk in exchange for a check for $1.01? Holy crap! That's about a 10 times better return than my IRA did since 1999. Wish I would've thought of that.
Unfortunately, real gold is very rare, and hella expensive. Even after checking the whole recycling bin and both garbage cans, I found that I had absolutely no gold scraps in the house.
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#2. To: Axenolith (#0)
#3. To: christine, X-15 (#2)
Unfortunately, real gold is very rare, and hella expensive. Even after checking the whole recycling bin and both garbage cans, I found that I had absolutely no gold scraps in the house.
#4. To: Axenolith (#0)
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
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