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Title: Turtle's Favorite Novel and Movie
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Published: Jan 30, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-01-30 06:45:45 by Turtle
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#1. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach, tom007 (#0)

Quit complaining about the great jobs I've given you or I'll flog all three of you with my Brain.

I can kill you with my Brain.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-30   6:47:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#1)

See where his hallucinations have taken him? So far into the twilight zone that he can't even see where he departed from. As we say back home, "The boy is gone and he ain't comin' back!" What a sad day for Turtle. But then, it probably isn't sad to him because to be sad you have to be aware, know what I mean? < turtle filter on >

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-30   8:00:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: tom007 (#2)

meant to ping you to that reply too.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-30   8:01:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: James Deffenbach, tom007, turtle (#3)

I checked with a Turtle specialist and he said there is every indicatioin Turtle has indeed gone round the bend.

His advice was to force Turtle into a car wash, de-shell him and undergo a through cleaning.

The doc did warn me that turtle de-shelled would be a horrible sight plus the odor would be beyond compare.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-30   9:23:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Cynicom (#4)

I checked with a Turtle specialist and he said there is every indicatioin Turtle has indeed gone round the bend.

His advice was to force Turtle into a car wash, de-shell him and undergo a through cleaning.

The doc did warn me that turtle de-shelled would be a horrible sight plus the odor would be beyond compare.

Yes, I have heard that a sewer plant gone septic smells like roses compared to a de-shelled turtle.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-30   12:09:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom (#5)

Turtle is limbering up his Brain for some serious flogging of lazy, smartass bellcaps.

I can kill you with my Brain.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-30   20:57:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Turtle, Cynicom (#6)

Turtle is limbering up his Brain

Well, that shouldn't take up more than a second or two.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-30   20:59:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: James Deffenbach (#7)

You're getting sleepy...sleepy....you have fallen to your knees...your forehead is banging against the floor....over and over...over and over....all night.

I can kill you with my Brain.

Turtle  posted on  2009-01-30   21:05:23 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: James Deffenbach (#3)

meant to ping you to that reply too.

Well thank you - my feelings were hurt.

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tom007  posted on  2009-01-30   21:12:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: James Deffenbach (#7)

Snort.

(The highest form of humor appreciation)

"Satan / Cheney in "08" Just Foreign Policy Iraqi Death Estimator

tom007  posted on  2009-01-30   21:13:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Turtle (#8)

You're getting sleepy...sleepy....you have fallen to your knees...your forehead is banging against the floor....over and over...over and over....all night.

Was it something like that that caused you to enter the Twilight Zone and get so far away that you couldn't find your way back? I have heard that those bumps on the head can do strange things to people so I guess they can to Turtles too.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-30   21:30:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: tom007 (#9)

Well thank you - my feelings were hurt.

We wouldn't want that.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-30   21:31:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: tom007 (#10)

Snort.

(The highest form of humor appreciation)

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Make sure you tip the hostess on the way out. ahaha.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-01-30   21:32:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: James Deffenbach, turtle, tom007 (#7)

Turtle is limbering up his Brain

Here is a couple extra ...limbers...you are gonna need 'em. hehehehe

limber...limber

Hat t Har har har

Cynicom  posted on  2009-01-30   21:48:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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