Turtle has several dozen bottles of good German white wine when the water supply collapses. Not only will I have plenty to drink, I won't much care about the awful things going on. Turtle also has lots and lots of dried beans, lentils, etc. They keep forever.
Turtle also has seeds for sprouting. They are very nutritious, and wheat sprouts are amazing sweet.
Turtle also has a three month supply of soap, toilet paper, razors and shaving cream, etc.
Turtle also has lots of blankets and sleeping bags to keep warm, slong with a fat girl and a pug.
Turtle is prepared.