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Title: Turtle Prepared for Coming Collapse
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Published: Feb 4, 2009
Author: Turtle's Brain
Post Date: 2009-02-04 07:45:45 by Turtle
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Comments: 6
Turtle has several dozen bottles of good German white wine when the water supply collapses. Not only will I have plenty to drink, I won't much care about the awful things going on. Turtle also has lots and lots of dried beans, lentils, etc. They keep forever. Turtle also has seeds for sprouting. They are very nutritious, and wheat sprouts are amazing sweet. Turtle also has a three month supply of soap, toilet paper, razors and shaving cream, etc. Turtle also has lots of blankets and sleeping bags to keep warm, slong with a fat girl and a pug. Turtle is prepared.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Turtles shell is not bulletproof. I've shot turtles before. Hit them and they rain down in little bitty pieces. Turtle needs more protection. Turtle needs a killer instinct.
Click for Privacy and Preparedness files Turtle can shoot a paper target through the head at 100 yards with a SKS with iron sights. Standing up.
Speaking in the third person makes me think you might actually be Bob Dole.
“I would give no thought of what the world might say of me, if I could only transmit to posterity the reputation of an honest man.” - Sam Houston
That's good. Just so you know that a standing turtle is a easy turtle to hit. Can turtles sit? Prone? Sitting is better, prone sucks IMO. But when the lead starts flying I think we'll all try and melt into the earth. Just so no one knocks you on your back you'll be OK.
Click for Privacy and Preparedness files Schlong or along ? Either way, glad to see you finally admit it. ;-)
4um Traitor I meant sleeping with a fat girl.
#2. To: PSUSA (#1)
No place is better than Turtle Island.
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
#4. To: Turtle (#2)
#5. To: Turtle (#0)
slong with a fat girl
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#6. To: Rotara (#5)
No place is better than Turtle Island.
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