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Title: An Investment Portfolio - Turtles's Retirement Plan
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Published: Feb 7, 2009
Author: silly
Post Date: 2009-02-07 21:22:00 by tom007
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#2. To: tom007, turtle (#0)
Yep. Thats Turtles olde van on the right.
The one with the flat tire?
Yep...Turtles. Just down the street is the car wash where he goes for bath on rare occasions.
Turtle's van is a red 1999 Ford Windstar and he just changed the oil today and also took out the third backseat because it was getting in the way of his tools. He also vacuumed the inside and washed and waxed the outside. Turtle's van is a fine-looking van and both of you are just envious.
I stand corrected. Good to see you are green.
You imply Turtle's van will break? You forget the brilliance of Turtle's Brain. I bought the van from a mechanic who fized all the design flaws. Turtle always buys well-maintained used cars. Turtle paid $2000 for this van, which had 138,000 miiles on it. The tranmission have been rebuilt, as has the engine, and the rear end -- all the design flaws of the Windstar. If Turtle gets 80,000 miles out of the van -- and he will -- then he's got his money's worth. Turtle has only bought one new car in his life -- a Chevy Cavalier. And he got 480,000 miles out of it before the transmission went out. As you can see, Turtle is awesome! He does not, however, like changing the oil in the van, because he has to take off the front passenger tire, just as he had to do with the Cavalier.
Do you have to jack up the hind end to fill the gas tank? Just askin.
Turtle does not use his hands to fill the tank. He has taught Mickey the pug to do that. When Mickey is asleep in the front seat, Turtle uses his Brain to levitate the hose into the tank. Turtle is, as always, both amazing and insufferable. Mickey the pug also threw up in one of Turtle's shoes during the night.
I have a KAT, much more reliable than any PUG.
Your KAT throws up in your shoes? Mickey has only done it ome time.
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#7. To: Cynicom (#2)
Thats Turtles olde van on the right.
#8. To: tom007 (#7)
The one with the flat tire?
#19. To: Cynicom, tom007 (#8)
#21. To: Turtle (#19)
Turtle's van is a red 1999 Ford Break Windstar
#25. To: tom007, Cynicom (#21)
Ford Break Windstar
#26. To: Turtle, James Deffenbach, tom007 (#25)
He does not, however, like changing the oil in the van, because he has to take off the front passenger tire, just as he had to do with the Cavalier.
#27. To: Cynicom (#26)
#28. To: Turtle (#27)
Mickey the pug also threw up in one of Turtle's shoes during the night.
#35. To: Cynicom (#28)
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