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Title: The Great and Wonderful Turtle Fixes Pugs and Gurls
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Published: Feb 18, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-02-18 07:40:04 by Turtle
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Views: 958
Comments: 37

Since my first pug went to Pug Heave, I got Mickey, an abused, blind in one eye, seven year old rescue pug.

His ribs were showing, his tail hung down, and he would not play.

After a month, his ribs are no longer showing, his tail is curled, and he licks Turtle and now plays.

Turtle fixe him but good. But them, Turtle is amazing.

Turtle has also tamed several shews, as Shakespeare knew so well.

Turtle his two Major Organs, his favorite one, and his Brain. His Minor Ones exists to support the Major Ones.

Turtle has noticed most women just need a prper flogging with the appropriate Organ, and the shrewishness disappears.

Turtle is amazing!

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#3. To: Turtle, James deffenbach, tom007 (#0)

Turtle better shape up on his typing or we may run him off the forum.

In fact James, tom and I will probably get together a posse from the local saloon and show up at your hidey hole. The boys in the Long Branch are always available for a dustup with an errant turtle.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-02-18   7:44:23 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Cynicom (#3)

Turtle better shape up on his typing or we may run him off the forum.

Turtle has not had his morning coffee since he is tired of pounding the beans with a hammer, and Obama will not send me a $20 coffee grinder, the selfish little jerk.

Turtle can take all three of you with one paw tied behind his shell. He'll use the other to slap all three of you even sillier than you already are.

Turtle  posted on  2009-02-18   7:49:51 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle, tom007, James Deffenbach (#4)

and Obama will not send me a $20 coffee grinder, the selfish little jerk.

I am encouraging all my friends with puters to email Obongo asking for a handout. hehehehehehehe

Ha...We already have a plan.

While I, being the oldest, distract you from the front, James will be using a drill on your puny shell to vent those horrible vapors and Tom will use an air hammer on your tail, where your brain resides. hehehehehehehe

Cynicom  posted on  2009-02-18   8:03:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Cynicom (#5)

While I, being the oldest, distract you from the front, James will be using a drill on your puny shell to vent those horrible vapors and Tom will use an air hammer on your tail, where your brain resides.

LOL!!! Good one. You do realize that I will have to have a gas mask if I am going to be venting fumes like that, don't you?

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-02-18   10:09:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: James Deffenbach (#14)

You do realize that I will have to have a gas mask if I am going to be venting fumes like that, don't you?

Good heavens...

I totally overlooked that aspect of this operation.

Perhaps we will have to advise the local hazmat authorities.

There is NO law that says we cannot pound on Turtles, we just cant eradicate 'em.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-02-18   10:21:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Cynicom (#16)

Good heavens...

I totally overlooked that aspect of this operation.

Perhaps we will have to advise the local hazmat authorities.

Yes, I think they would want to be informed and it would be our duty to do that if we were venting hazardous fumes in or around any place people could be overcome and keel over.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-02-18   10:28:17 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom, tom007 (#17) (Edited)

Turtle can vaporize your entire heads with the greatest of ease, not that you would miss them, since they're essentially empty anyway. You won't have any place to hang your hats, which I'm sure all of you wear with the bill backwards..

Turtle can zap all of you but good!

Turtle  posted on  2009-02-18   17:22:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Turtle (#20)

Turtle can zap all of you but good!

Dat you, TLBSHOW??? LOL! And if coffee fixes the typos you best get to drinking another gallon, ahaha. We won't have any to hang our hats? I'm all of you wear with the bill backwards? I don't know if you are Jabba the Hutt, Yoda, or Jar Jar Binks (or the aforementioned TLBSHOW).

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-02-18   17:29:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#23. To: James Deffenbach (#22)

Turtle was drinking his coffee while typing and it had not totally taken effect yet.

Turtle is Turtle, not OBGYN or whatever his name is.

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