Since my first pug went to Pug Heave, I got Mickey, an abused, blind in one eye, seven year old rescue pug. His ribs were showing, his tail hung down, and he would not play.
After a month, his ribs are no longer showing, his tail is curled, and he licks Turtle and now plays.
Turtle fixe him but good. But them, Turtle is amazing.
Turtle has also tamed several shews, as Shakespeare knew so well.
Turtle his two Major Organs, his favorite one, and his Brain. His Minor Ones exists to support the Major Ones.
Turtle has noticed most women just need a prper flogging with the appropriate Organ, and the shrewishness disappears.
Turtle is amazing!