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Title: Two Things Turtle Has Noticed About Women
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Published: Feb 21, 2009
Author: Turtle's Brain
Post Date: 2009-02-21 08:52:19 by Turtle
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Views: 217
Comments: 9

First thing: women who smoke do it on the first date (Turtle smokes himself, and always mentions to women he does it on the first date, although this makes them laugh, which is not nice to do to Turtle).

Second, make them laugh and you're in, although women always seem to be laughing at Turtle and not with him.

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#1. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom, tom007 (#0)

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Turtle  posted on  2009-02-21   8:53:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#0) (Edited)

First thing: women who smoke do it on the first date

Do what? Smoke?

Or do "it" on the 1st date? If that's the case, they are walking disease dispensers...


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PSUSA  posted on  2009-02-21   9:30:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#1)

Q?:

Do you smoke after SEX?

A:

I don't know - I've never looked.

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tom007  posted on  2009-02-21   9:50:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Turtle (#1)

We all like to laugh and if you can make a girl laugh it is a good start. Of course, she should be laughing with you, not at you.

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James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-02-21   10:15:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#0)

Second, make them laugh and you're in,

this is true.

although women always seem to be laughing at Turtle and not with him.

This is also true.


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farmfriend  posted on  2009-02-21   10:48:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: tom007, Turtle (#3)

Q?:

Do you smoke after SEX?

A:

I don't know - I've never looked.

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.


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wudidiz  posted on  2009-02-21   12:11:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: farmfriend (#5)

although women always seem to be laughing at Turtle and not with him.

This is also true.

Women have never laughed at Turtle, although sometimes they gasp when Turtle unlimbers his....Brain.

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-02-21   12:17:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom, tom007 (#1)

The Buckwheat bellhops can eat their envious hearts out by looking at one of Turtle's smoking gurls.

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-02-21   12:24:34 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Turtle (#0)

women who smoke do it on the first date

But if they're hairy, they love it.

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Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2009-02-21   13:26:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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