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Title: Two Things Turtle Has Noticed About Women
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Published: Feb 21, 2009
Author: Turtle's Brain
Post Date: 2009-02-21 08:52:19 by Turtle
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Views: 343
Comments: 9
First thing: women who smoke do it on the first date (Turtle smokes himself, and always mentions to women he does it on the first date, although this makes them laugh, which is not nice to do to Turtle). Second, make them laugh and you're in, although women always seem to be laughing at Turtle and not with him.
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#1. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom, tom007 (#0)
Turtle gives you, for free, his accumulated wisdom on gurls.
Do what? Smoke? Or do "it" on the 1st date? If that's the case, they are walking disease dispensers...
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Q?: Do you smoke after SEX? A: I don't know - I've never looked.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" We all like to laugh and if you can make a girl laugh it is a good start. Of course, she should be laughing with you, not at you.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. this is true. This is also true.
Do you smoke after SEX? A: I don't know - I've never looked. If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
This is also true. Women have never laughed at Turtle, although sometimes they gasp when Turtle unlimbers his....Brain.
The Buckwheat bellhops can eat their envious hearts out by looking at one of Turtle's smoking gurls.
But if they're hairy, they love it.
Erectus Walks Amongst Us
No place is better than Turtle Island.
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
(Edited)
First thing: women who smoke do it on the first date
#3. To: Turtle (#1)
#4. To: Turtle (#1)
Lord Acton
#5. To: Turtle (#0)
Second, make them laugh and you're in,
although women always seem to be laughing at Turtle and not with him.
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss — The Who
#6. To: tom007, Turtle (#3)
Q?:
"It is like a trance. So what can break a trance? The only thing that can break the trance is the light of truth."
~ Canadian Philosopher John McMurtry as he comments on the psychological warfare that has afflicted us all
#7. To: farmfriend (#5)
although women always seem to be laughing at Turtle and not with him.
No place is better than Turtle Island.
#8. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom, tom007 (#1)
No place is better than Turtle Island.
#9. To: Turtle (#0)
women who smoke do it on the first date
I will not go to Auschwitz. I have ordered the book. Da-do-run-run-run Da-do-run-run.
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