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Title: Clintons' "My Life" vs. Titanic
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Published: Feb 24, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-02-24 07:58:09 by Rube Goldberg
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One student turned in the following book report – with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic -– Cost -– $29.99 Clinton -– Cost -– $29.99

Titanic: -– Over 3 hours to read Clinton : -– Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: -– The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : -– The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: -– Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : -– Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: -– In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : -– Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: -– During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton : -– Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: -– Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : -– Let's not go there.

Titanic: -– Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton : -– Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: -– Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : -– Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: -– Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.. Clinton : -– Monica …ooh let's not go there either.

Titanic: -– Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : -– Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing.

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#1. To: Rube Goldberg, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)

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but the sheiks would shriek and the barons would bellow if hemp was made legal...and people became mellow

freepatriot32  posted on  2009-02-24   8:51:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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