One student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic - Cost - $29.99 Clinton - Cost - $29.99
Titanic: - Over 3 hours to read Clinton : - Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: - The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : - The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: - Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : - Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: - In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : - Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: - During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton : - Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: - Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : - Let's not go there.
Titanic: - Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton : - Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: - Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : - Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: - Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.. Clinton : - Monica
ooh let's not go there either.
Titanic: - Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : - Bill goes home to Hillary basically the same thing.