One student turned in the following book report – with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic -– Cost -– $29.99 Clinton -– Cost -– $29.99
Titanic: -– Over 3 hours to read Clinton : -– Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: -– The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : -– The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: -– Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : -– Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: -– In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : -– Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: -– During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton : -– Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: -– Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : -– Let's not go there.
Titanic: -– Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton : -– Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: -– Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : -– Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: -– Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.. Clinton : -– Monica …ooh let's not go there either.
Titanic: -– Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : -– Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing.