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Title: To Those Thinking About Messing with Turtle
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Published: Feb 24, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-02-24 08:21:51 by Turtle
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Views: 358
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#1. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom, tom007 (#0)
If you do not cease making fun of Turtle he will incinerate you and there will be nothing left but your shoes with smoke coming out of them.
There. Fixed it for you.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Wait a second, that was from the Twilight Zone episode where the little boy got turned into an amoeba for telling whoppers about his pet turtle.
_________________________________________________________________________ Turtle can vaporize both of you with his Death Star of a Brain, and would only use .00000000000000000000000000001% of it to do it.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. I think we should have open season on Turtles, like we do varmints???????
LA Governor Bobby Jindal could probably make a mean turtle-gumbo appetizer.
_________________________________________________________________________ The least Turtle could do if he insists on being here is to take a bath now and then. Vent that horrible shell would also be nice. He has no concern for more genteel folks.
I'll mess you up tortoise. Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Ya'll making a big mistake!
Turtle dances and gets nekked.
Yes, they are a pestilence on the land.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
No place is better than Turtle Island.
#2. To: Turtle (#1)
If you do not cease making fun of Turtle he will
incinerate you and there will be nothing left but your shoes with smoke coming out of them stomp his little feet and go cryin' to his mama.
Lord Acton
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#4. To: X-15, James Deffenbach (#3)
No place is better than Turtle Island.
#5. To: Turtle (#4)
Turtle can do nothing with his
vaporize both of you with his Death Star of a dead Brain.
Lord Acton
#6. To: James Deffenbach (#5)
#7. To: Cynicom (#6)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#8. To: X-15 (#7)
#9. To: Turtle (#0)
Restaurants Schenectady, NY
#10. To: Critter, X-15, James Deffenbach, tom007, Cynicom (#9)
No place is better than Turtle Island.
#11. To: Turtle (#4)
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#12. To: Cynicom (#6)
I think we should have open season on Turtles, like we do varmints???????
Lord Acton
#13. To: Turtle (#10)
Lord Acton
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