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Title: Clint Eastwood goes gunning for PC killjoys by saying we should laugh at race-based jokes
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The Daily Mail Online
URL Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor ... ng-laugh-race-based-jokes.html
Published: Feb 26, 2009
Author: Allan Hall
Post Date: 2009-02-27 22:38:35 by X-15
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Clint Eastwood believes the rise of political correctness is no laughing matter. He says the world would be a better place if we could still laugh at inoffensive jokes about different races. The Hollywood actor and director, 78, said we live in constant fear of being labelled racist for simply laughing about national stereotypes. 'People have lost their sense of humour,' he told Germany's Der Spiegel magazine. 'In former times we constantly made jokes about different races. 'You can only tell them today with one hand over your mouth otherwise you will be insulted as a racist. 'I find that ridiculous. In those earlier days every friendly clique had a "Sam the Jew" or "Jose the Mexican" - but we didn't think anything of it or have a racist thought. 'It was normal that we made jokes based on our nationality or ethnicity. That was never a problem. ''I don't want to be politically correct. We're all spending too much time and energy trying to be politically correct about everything.' His comments come in a week in which BT suspended 30 call centre staff after they had circulated an Irish joke by email. BT, however, insists other serious matters were involved and that a joke was not the sole reason for the suspensions.
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#1. To: X-15 (#0)
I have often wanted to compile a list of classic movies and books that never would have been allowed to be published or made, had they been done today. Forget Huckleberry Finn, Gone with the Wind, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Animal House, Blazing Saddles, all the great SNL skits, and the list would go on, and on.
That scene in Blazing Saddles where Sheriff Cleavon Little is riding into town on his Gucci Saddle and the old prospector on top of the church trying to alert everyone one that "The Sheriff's a Ni-BONG! The Sheriff's a Ni- Bong! The Sheriff's a Nigger!" would never be allowed today and yet it was hilarious because it was both over the top and ridiculing the stereotypes all at the same time. In "Animal House" when the Frat Rats dump the society Sorority Girls in the Black Dive would be decried as a RACIST! When was the last time you saw a "Heckle and Jeckle" Cartoon? Q. Why won't they let the Irish give blood? A. Nobody wants plasma with a head on it. Q. Why do Jews have big noses? A. Air's free. Q. What's the most dangerous job in Poland? A. Riding Shotgun on a Garbage Truck. Q. Why did Mussolini have 5 bullets in him when they found his body? A. 200 Italian Sharpshooters were firing at him. Q. Why did Hellen Keller play the piano with one hand? A. So she could sing with the other.
""I think the subject which will be of most importance politically is Mass Psychology...It's importance has been enormously increased by the growth of modern methods of propaganda...Although this science will be diligently studied, it will be rigidly confined to the governing class. The populace will not be allowed to know how its convictions were generated." Bertrand Russel, Eugenicist and Logician
One thing I try studiously to avoid is being PC. Ethnic humor is something of longstanding fun, and in a perverse way it is making fun of the stereotypes more effectively than some prunish PC putz having a hissy fit. Q. What do you call a Dyke with fat fingers? A. Well hung.
""I think the subject which will be of most importance politically is Mass Psychology...It's importance has been enormously increased by the growth of modern methods of propaganda...Although this science will be diligently studied, it will be rigidly confined to the governing class. The populace will not be allowed to know how its convictions were generated." Bertrand Russel, Eugenicist and Logician
bwaaaaahahahaha !! How many Mexicans does it take to grease an axle? Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in ameriKa already.
Q. What do you say to a Mexican in a 3 Piece Suit? A. Will the defendant please rise.
""I think the subject which will be of most importance politically is Mass Psychology...It's importance has been enormously increased by the growth of modern methods of propaganda...Although this science will be diligently studied, it will be rigidly confined to the governing class. The populace will not be allowed to know how its convictions were generated." Bertrand Russel, Eugenicist and Logician
Why is it wrong to push a car off a cliff with three Mexicans in it ? Because you can fit fifteen ?
A taco shell with food stamps in it.
Because it might be theirs.
20 How do you get them in ? Throw in a five dollar bill. How do you get them out ? Throw in a job application They want to be like their moms!
Q. Why don't they allow Italians to be in Scuba Teams? A. They're too easy to track by the grease slick. Q. How do you spot an Air Italia Airliner at the airport? A. It's the one with hair under the wings.
""I think the subject which will be of most importance politically is Mass Psychology...It's importance has been enormously increased by the growth of modern methods of propaganda...Although this science will be diligently studied, it will be rigidly confined to the governing class. The populace will not be allowed to know how its convictions were generated." Bertrand Russel, Eugenicist and Logician
They only had 4 cars. A. It's the one with hair under the wings. Haaaaaaaahahahahahaha !
Q. What's the quickest way to stop a group of blacks from mugging an old lady. A. Throw them a Basketball.
""I think the subject which will be of most importance politically is Mass Psychology...It's importance has been enormously increased by the growth of modern methods of propaganda...Although this science will be diligently studied, it will be rigidly confined to the governing class. The populace will not be allowed to know how its convictions were generated." Bertrand Russel, Eugenicist and Logician
So they could have four clean walls to write on. How do you tell a Mexican girl from a Jewish girl ? A Mexican girl's jewelry is fake, but her orgasms are real.
Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek ? Because no one will look for them.
Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time? What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus ? I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.
LOL! Q: How can you tell a Jewish house at Christmas? A: Parking meter on the roof.
""I think the subject which will be of most importance politically is Mass Psychology...It's importance has been enormously increased by the growth of modern methods of propaganda...Although this science will be diligently studied, it will be rigidly confined to the governing class. The populace will not be allowed to know how its convictions were generated." Bertrand Russel, Eugenicist and Logician
A: Smash his head with the toilet seat while he's drinking. Q: Why do mexicons buy Cabbage Patch dolls ? A: Because they come with birth certificates.
""I think the subject which will be of most importance politically is Mass Psychology...It's importance has been enormously increased by the growth of modern methods of propaganda...Although this science will be diligently studied, it will be rigidly confined to the governing class. The populace will not be allowed to know how its convictions were generated." Bertrand Russel, Eugenicist and Logician
Q: Why is there so little great mexican literature ? A: Spray paint wasn't invented until 1950. *** Q: Why is the average age of the mexican army 40 ? A: Because they take them right out of high school. *** Q: What are the three most difficult years in a mexicans life ? A: Second grade. *** Q: What do you call a building full of mexicans ? A: Jail.
Q: What's a Jewish dilemma? A: Free ham. A: Reservations.
""I think the subject which will be of most importance politically is Mass Psychology...It's importance has been enormously increased by the growth of modern methods of propaganda...Although this science will be diligently studied, it will be rigidly confined to the governing class. The populace will not be allowed to know how its convictions were generated." Bertrand Russel, Eugenicist and Logician
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Mexico ? A: They don't want to wear out the donkey. *** Q: Why do mexicans wear sombreros ? A: So they have a place to put their taco when they are stealing your hubcaps.
A: Rape.
Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and poverty? A: Poverty sucks. Q: How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree? A: Wave at him. ""I think the subject which will be of most importance politically is Mass Psychology...It's importance has been enormously increased by the growth of modern methods of propaganda...Although this science will be diligently studied, it will be rigidly confined to the governing class. The populace will not be allowed to know how its convictions were generated." Bertrand Russel, Eugenicist and Logician
EVOLUTION
We've come a loooooooooooong way, baby !
Of course we ARE pigs. Hee, hee, hee! Q. How do you tell the Bride and Groom at a Polish Wedding? A. The couple in the matching Bowling Shirts. Q. How do you break up a Polish party? A. Flush the Punch Bowl. ""I think the subject which will be of most importance politically is Mass Psychology...It's importance has been enormously increased by the growth of modern methods of propaganda...Although this science will be diligently studied, it will be rigidly confined to the governing class. The populace will not be allowed to know how its convictions were generated." Bertrand Russel, Eugenicist and Logician
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !! oink-oink *** What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common ? The taste.
"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth." He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here." "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his." Q: What would your call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A: A speech impediment.
""I think the subject which will be of most importance politically is Mass Psychology...It's importance has been enormously increased by the growth of modern methods of propaganda...Although this science will be diligently studied, it will be rigidly confined to the governing class. The populace will not be allowed to know how its convictions were generated." Bertrand Russel, Eugenicist and Logician
So that the American idiots who tell them can understand them.
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?" The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh." The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It’s awfully hot down here, can’t you guys feel it?" Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh." This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves." The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don’t get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we’ve just got to have a cook-out when the weather’s THIS nice." The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!! The devil is dumbfounded, "I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two???" The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don’t you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."
Did you hear about the guy who was half Polish and half Mexican? He liked to spray paint his name on chain link fences.
#2. To: Jethro Tull (#1)
#3. To: Original_Intent (#2)
LOL
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#4. To: Rotara (#3)
(Edited)
#5. To: Original_Intent (#4)
Me too - just because I can ! Si se puede !!!
One if you hit 'em just right.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#6. To: X-15, James Deffenbach (#5)
Why doesn't Mexico ever host the Olympics?
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#7. To: Rotara (#5)
#8. To: Original_Intent (#7)
LOL !!!
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#9. To: Original_Intent (#7)
What's a Mexican fortune cookie ?
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#10. To: All (#9)
Why don't whites throw rocks at Mexican driven cars ?
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#11. To: All, just for you mikey mkKarthy, ferret mike, corn flake amnesty Traitor, WEASEL MIKE (#10)
How many Mexicans can you fit in a Pinto ?
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#12. To: All (#11)
Why do Mexicans have mustaches ?
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#13. To: Rotara (#8)
#14. To: Why were there only 3000 Mexicans at the Alamo ? (#12)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#15. To: Original_Intent (#13)
Q. How do you spot an Air Italia Airliner at the airport?
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#16. To: Rotara (#11)
#17. To: All (#15)
Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo ?
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#18. To: Original_Intent (#16)
I ALWAYS LOVED THAT ONE !
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#19. To: All (#18)
Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans ?
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#20. To: Rotara (#14)
#21. To: All (#19)
Q: How do you give a mexican a concussion ?
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#22. To: Rotara (#21)
#23. To: Original_Intent (#20)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAhahahahahahahaha !!!!!
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#24. To: Rotara (#21)
Q: What does an Jewish American Princess make for lunch?
#25. To: Original_Intent (#24)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehehehe :coughing and crying: FOFLOL
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#26. To: All (#25)
Q: What do you call sex with a mexican ?
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#27. To: Rotara (#23)
Did you hear about the man who was half-Polish and half-Jewish?
He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.
#28. To: Rotara, Original_Intent (#26)
#29. To: Original_Intent (#27)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#30. To: christine (#28)
hehehehe
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#31. To: Rotara (#26)
Did you hear about the Italian Sports Mechanic?
He fixes Basketball games.
#32. To: christine, Original_Intent (#28)
A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!"
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#33. To: Original_Intent (#31)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#34. To: All (#33)
An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#35. To: Rotara (#32)
#36. To: wudidiz (#34)
Why are most Canadian jokes so short here ?
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#37. To: Original_Intent (#35)
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#38. To: Rotara (#32)
#39. To: christine (#38)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#40. To: Original_Intent (#27)
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