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Title: Shirley Q Liquor - MicrNave Oven
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Published: Mar 1, 2009
Author: Shirley Q Liquor
Post Date: 2009-03-01 17:37:01 by James Deffenbach
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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

LOL

45 minutes !!


"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2009-03-01   17:42:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Rotara (#1)

Well, how long does it take to bake a potato in your micrnave?

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   17:46:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: James Deffenbach (#2)

FOFLOL !


"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2009-03-01   17:51:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Just damn - there's lots, and lots, of funny shiite on Shirley Q.

Thanks.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-03-01   17:56:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: lodwick (#4)

You're welcome. I sure have had some fine laughs out of that clown.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   17:59:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: lodwick, Rotara (#4) (Edited)

>

You guys go home and "enjoy your terlitrees." ahaha.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   18:04:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: James Deffenbach (#6)

moahnaze n mustids..

LOL


"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2009-03-01   18:05:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Rotara (#7)

Shirley got it goin' on wid all her terlitrees.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   18:08:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Rotara (#7)

Ever' time I go up in there
even though I know that boat gonna sink ever' time, Lawd!

Far across the waters,
look here, it be a iceberg!!!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   18:12:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: James Deffenbach (#8)

...you know I got high blood anyway.


"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2009-03-01   18:14:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: James Deffenbach (#9)

......oh lo-ed, da bote gonna sink one mo tie-em.


"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2009-03-01   18:16:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Rotara (#10)

High blood, low blood it don't even matter. (Remember the video where "Ms. Peachez" is fryin' da ghetto chicken? She says, white meat, dog meat, it don't even matter, hangin' with Peachez gonna make you fatter"?)

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   18:19:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: James Deffenbach (#12)

YES !!

FOFLMAO !!


"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2009-03-01   18:20:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: James Deffenbach (#0) (Edited)

How you dur'n, James?

You tell Turtle and them I'm goin to the Kmark on Saturday.

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randge  posted on  2009-03-01   18:30:07 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: randge, Turtle (#14)

Why, I am dur'n just fine. How 'bout you, randge? I hope you and your mama and them are all good. I will pass da message on to da Turtle. He might need some stuff to fix him up from Kmark (or he may get his stuff from Walmark, it's hard to know what he is gonna get up to).

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   19:07:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: randge (#14)

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Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   19:10:59 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: James Deffenbach. randge (#15)

Turtle shops only at

Riffraff such as you two are not allowed.

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-03-01   19:37:17 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Turtle (#17)

Wouldn't be caught dead in that place.

The overalls don't fit worth a damn and the chili dogs give you the runs.

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randge  posted on  2009-03-01   20:09:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Turtle (#17)

Riffraff such as you two are not allowed.

Riff raff?????

How dare you. I hope those two gentlemen challenge you to a duel.

Have done with you once and for all.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-03-01   20:16:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Cynicom. James Deffenbach, randge (#19)

How dare you. I hope those two gentlemen challenge you to a duel.

Turtle can take out all three of you riffraff permanently with one Brain cell.

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-03-01   20:30:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Turtle, James Deffenbach, randge (#20)

Nonsense, James and randge would have you drawn and quartered before you could get awake. hehehehehe

Cynicom  posted on  2009-03-01   20:38:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Cynicom, randge, James Deffenbach (#21)

Nonsense, James and randge would have you drawn and quartered before you could get awake. hehehehehe

Turtle does not have to be awake to deal with mentally stillborn riffraff. All he needs is just one awake Brain cell, and the only thing that will be left of all three of you is your baby booties with smoke coming out of them.

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-03-01   20:41:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Turtle, James Deffenbach, randge (#22)

your baby booties with smoke coming out of them.

There is one word that describes your utterances...

Piffle...

Cynicom  posted on  2009-03-01   20:44:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Cynicom (#19) (Edited)

It's contrary to my creed to challenge a chelonian no matter how crusty his cuirass. My ancestors would roll over in their graves.

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randge  posted on  2009-03-01   20:46:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: randge (#18)

Wouldn't be caught dead in that place.

The overalls don't fit worth a damn and the chili dogs give you the runs.

LOL!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   20:51:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Cynicom (#19)

Riff raff?????

How dare you. I hope those two gentlemen challenge you to a duel.

Have done with you once and for all.

Yeah, but who will volunteer to drill a hole in his shell to vent the odors? You wouldn't want that exploding once its laid to rest y'know.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   20:53:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Turtle (#22)

All he needs is just one awake Brain cell

Now if you can just find someone who will loan you one you will be in business.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   20:54:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Cynicom (#23)

There is one word that describes your utterances...

Piffle..

And there is also twaddle and poppyrot.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   20:55:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: James Deffenbach, Cynicom, randge (#28)

Turtle laffs at your pathetic attempts to best him.

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-03-01   21:06:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: James Deffenbach, randge, turtle (#28)

And there is also twaddle and poppyrot.

Both fit that horrible turtle.

If we catch him out of that smelly shell when he takes his spring bath maybe we could swipe it and make him run around nekkid for all the gurls to laff at. hehehehehehe

Cynicom  posted on  2009-03-01   21:09:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: James Deffenbach (#9)

appreciate the humor. i needed it.

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You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom.~~William Wallace

ALAS, BABYLON

IndieTX  posted on  2009-03-01   21:15:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Turtle (#29)

Turtle laffs

As Dusty Rhodes, The American Dream, would say, "Turtle laughs in puhlic, if you willllllll" but that is just so that no one can see the tears of a clown when he knows he has been pwned.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-01   21:36:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: James Deffenbach (#32)

the tears of a clown when he knows he has been pwned.

Pagliaccio on the half-shell.

Now there's a sad dish.

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randge  posted on  2009-03-01   22:19:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Cynicom (#30)

If we catch him out of that smelly shell when he takes his spring bath maybe we could swipe it and make him run around nekkid for all the gurls to laff at.

Sounds like a plan to me. But don't you think we might get prosecuted for that? I mean, if some of the "gurls" laughed themselves to death, could we be held responsible for that?

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-02   0:34:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: IndieTX (#31)

appreciate the humor. i needed it.

Glad you enjoyed it.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-02   0:36:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: randge (#33)

Indeed it would be.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-02   0:38:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: randge. James Deffenbach, Cynicom (#33)

Turtle is still laffing at the pathetic, one-brain-cell attempts to get the best of him,

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-03-02   6:42:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: James Deffenbach, randge, turtle, tom007 (#34)

But don't you think we might get prosecuted for that?

No law against exposing a truth stretcher, fabricator and a fibber.

He is always bragging about certain organs or attributes, let the gurls see for themselves, laff him right out of town.

If he left town the Ozarks would be a better place. hehehehehehe

Cynicom  posted on  2009-03-02   6:52:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Cynicom (#38) (Edited)

He is always bragging about certain organs or attributes,

Sign on the wall in turtle's restroom:

Don't look here for the joke,
it's in your hand.

Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
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Critter  posted on  2009-03-02   7:13:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Cynicom, Critter, James Deffenbach, tom007 (#38)

I see that none of you yet have learned your place when dealing with the superiority of Turtle. But all of you will, mark my words.

All of you can start crying like little gurls now.

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-03-02   7:38:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: Turtle (#40)

Say, does Mrs. Turtle know how much time Turtle has been spending in that trailer park?

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randge  posted on  2009-03-02   8:42:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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