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Title: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 22
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URL Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx09K1ovK60&feature=dir
Published: Mar 1, 2009
Author: gopotatotv
Post Date: 2009-03-01 18:23:56 by Rotara
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Views: 742
Comments: 28
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#1. To: All (#0)
The way I heard that joke was that he asked her if she would hold the dog for a while.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA !!
"Oh no you din't !!"
LOL !!!
LOL!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Did you hear the one about the Irishman who saw a sign that said, "Man wanted for robbery and murder"? He went in and applied for the job.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
LOL
Did you hear about the Irishman who cheated Irish rail? He bought a return ticket to Dublin and didn't go back.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
A cop stopped an Irishman and said, "You were driving 80 miles an hour!" And the Irishman replied, "I've only been in the car for 20 minutes." Cop said, "You came around that bend very quickly." And he said, "I know. It said 'dangerous' and I wanted to get around it as quick as I could."
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Driver's examiner asked an Irishman, "What is the most common sign you will see on a country road?" He answered, "Pick your own strawberries."
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
heheheheheeeee
LOL--that was some good stuff. I especially liked that one where he talked about how they were shy and the marriage proposal, asking if she wanted to be buried with his people. That's funny.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. IN TRAINING
that did make me laugh out loud! :P
You obviously don't get out much.
LOL! A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows. The Irishman then replies, 'Well... it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.' The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.' LOL The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.' And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!' The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women.'
Good one.
LOL, that's a keeper.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.FOFLOL !! ::crying::
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#2. To: James Deffenbach (#1)
PInG
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#3. To: All (#2)
pretty mild
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#4. To: Rotara (#0)
Lord Acton
#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)
The way I heard that joke was that he asked her if she would hold the dog for a while.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#6. To: James Deffenbach (#4)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#7. To: All (#6)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#8. To: Rotara (#6)
Lord Acton
#9. To: James Deffenbach (#8)
stupid blond joke
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#10. To: Rotara (#7)
Lord Acton
#11. To: All (#9)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#12. To: James Deffenbach (#10)
Did you hear the one about the Irishman who saw a sign that said, "Man wanted for robbery and murder"? He went in and applied for the job.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#13. To: All (#12)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#14. To: Rotara (#9)
Lord Acton
#15. To: All (#13)
(Edited)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#16. To: Rotara (#13)
(Edited)
Lord Acton
#17. To: Rotara (#15)
Lord Acton
#18. To: James Deffenbach (#14)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#19. To: James Deffenbach (#17)
LOL
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#20. To: James Deffenbach (#16)
A cop stopped an Irishman and said, "You were driving 80 miles an hour!" And the Irishman replied, "I've only been in the car for 20 minutes." Cop said, "You came around that bend very quickly." And he said, "I know. It said 'dangerous' and I wanted to get around it as quick as I could."
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#21. To: Rotara (#18)
Lord Acton
#22. To: James Deffenbach (#21)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#23. To: All (#22)
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#24. To: Rotara (#0)
#25. To: Rotara (#0)
#26. To: James Deffenbach (#17)
Driver's examiner asked an Irishman, "What is the most common sign you will see on a country road?" He answered, "Pick your own strawberries."
#27. To: LACUMO (#26)
#28. To: LACUMO (#26)
Lord Acton
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