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Title: How Turtle Drives Woman Crazy
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Published: Mar 5, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-03-05 08:13:43 by Turtle
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He fixes brown rice in a crockpot and lets Mickey the pug eat the rest of it out of the bowl. He piles dirty clothes in a corner of the room and washes them once a week. He throws stuff on the floor of his van and cleans it out once a month. He eats over the sink sometimes. He falls asleep on the couch a lot, He lets his dog sleep with him. He smokes cigars in the bathtub. His last girlfriend once screamed at him: "I'm GOING TO HAVE A STROKE!" even though Turtle didn;t do anything.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
I pee in the backyard.
That sounds like one of the least disgusting things you do. Cor blimey! as they say in England.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. fixed
Saves on flushing.
fixed I once caught a mechanic peeing in his sink at his shop. We both pretended it didn't happen.
sounds good to me
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
#2. To: farmfriend (#1)
sounds good to me
No place is better than Turtle Island.
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
Lord Acton
#4. To: Turtle (#2)
I pee in the
backyard sink.
#5. To: Turtle (#2)
I pee in the backyard.
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
#6. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
I pee in the backyard sink.
No place is better than Turtle Island.
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