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Title: How Turtle Drives Woman Crazy
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Published: Mar 5, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-03-05 08:13:43 by Turtle
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Views: 209
Comments: 6

He fixes brown rice in a crockpot and lets Mickey the pug eat the rest of it out of the bowl.

He piles dirty clothes in a corner of the room and washes them once a week.

He throws stuff on the floor of his van and cleans it out once a month.

He eats over the sink sometimes.

He falls asleep on the couch a lot,

He lets his dog sleep with him.

He smokes cigars in the bathtub.

His last girlfriend once screamed at him: "I'm GOING TO HAVE A STROKE!" even though Turtle didn;t do anything.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

sounds good to me


"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology

farmfriend  posted on  2009-03-05   11:18:08 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: farmfriend (#1)

sounds good to me

I pee in the backyard.

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-03-05   17:33:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#2)

That sounds like one of the least disgusting things you do. Cor blimey! as they say in England.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-03-05   17:59:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Turtle (#2)

I pee in the backyard sink.

fixed

Jethro Tull  posted on  2009-03-05   18:17:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#2)

I pee in the backyard.

Saves on flushing.


"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology

farmfriend  posted on  2009-03-05   18:21:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Jethro Tull (#4)

I pee in the backyard sink.

fixed

I once caught a mechanic peeing in his sink at his shop. We both pretended it didn't happen.

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-03-05   20:22:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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