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Title: Four cats...
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Published: Mar 6, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-03-06 13:47:58 by X-15
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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.' T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.' Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.' Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass with out spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was pretty good. Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?' The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'Nigger, do your stuff.' Nigger jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe & racist working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was bald and worked for the Government Welfare department.
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#1. To: X-15 (#0)
A lotta dem do knows how ta work da system. :)
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Good one.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Although the story is apocryphal, Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Now we've got niggers in the White House singing and dancing while the economy spins dows the toilet.
#2. To: X-15 (#0)
Lord Acton
#3. To: X-15 (#0)
No place is better than Turtle Island.
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