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Title: Turtle's Cigar and his Mechanic Source: [None] URL Source: [None] Published: Mar 7, 2009 Author: Turtle Post Date: 2009-03-07 12:06:52 by Turtle Keywords: NoneViews: 212 Comments: 6
Turtle smokes one Rocky Patel cigar a week, which he buys from a locally-owned cigar store. Bizarrely, Turtle's mechanic, who was born here but his father was not, is also named Rocky Patel. How's that for a truly strange coincidence?
Bizarrely, Turtle's mechanic, who was born here but his father was not, is also named Rocky Patel.
How's that for a truly strange coincidence?
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#1. To: Turtle (#0) So once a week you "smoke" your mechanic? war posted on 2009-03-07 13:19:20 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #2. To: war, turtle (#1) So once a week you "smoke" your mechanic? more like smokes his mechanic's pole. Make awkward sexual advances, not war.Used Tires Albany, NY Critter posted on 2009-03-07 13:29:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #3. To: Critter (#2) Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Thank GOD for commas. war posted on 2009-03-07 13:32:41 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #4. To: war (#1) So once a week you "smoke" your mechanic? Oooh, good one! At least in what passes for your brain. But Turtle is immune. Insults bounce off his impervious shell, and he perceives them as raindrops...and he likes the sound of rain on a roof. No place is better than Turtle Island. Turtle posted on 2009-03-07 13:51:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #5. To: Turtle (#4) Insults bounce off his impervious shell It wasn't an insult; it was an observational interrogative. www.m- w.com war posted on 2009-03-07 14:41:33 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #6. To: Turtle (#4) ...and he likes the sound of rain on a roof. Any excuse to nap, eh? Now THAT I admire... war posted on 2009-03-07 14:42:09 ET Reply Trace Private Reply Top Page Up Full Thread Page Down Bottom/Latest
So once a week you "smoke" your mechanic?
war posted on 2009-03-07 13:19:20 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
So once a week you "smoke" your mechanic? more like smokes his mechanic's pole.
more like smokes his mechanic's pole.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.Used Tires Albany, NY
Critter posted on 2009-03-07 13:29:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
Make awkward sexual advances, not war. Thank GOD for commas.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Thank GOD for commas.
war posted on 2009-03-07 13:32:41 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
So once a week you "smoke" your mechanic? Oooh, good one! At least in what passes for your brain. But Turtle is immune. Insults bounce off his impervious shell, and he perceives them as raindrops...and he likes the sound of rain on a roof.
Oooh, good one! At least in what passes for your brain.
But Turtle is immune. Insults bounce off his impervious shell, and he perceives them as raindrops...and he likes the sound of rain on a roof.
No place is better than Turtle Island.
Turtle posted on 2009-03-07 13:51:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
Insults bounce off his impervious shell It wasn't an insult; it was an observational interrogative. www.m- w.com
Insults bounce off his impervious shell
It wasn't an insult; it was an observational interrogative.
www.m- w.com
war posted on 2009-03-07 14:41:33 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
...and he likes the sound of rain on a roof. Any excuse to nap, eh? Now THAT I admire...
...and he likes the sound of rain on a roof.
Any excuse to nap, eh?
Now THAT I admire...
war posted on 2009-03-07 14:42:09 ET Reply Trace Private Reply