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Title: Turtle's Cigar and his Mechanic
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Published: Mar 7, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-03-07 12:06:52 by Turtle
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Views: 186
Comments: 6

Turtle smokes one Rocky Patel cigar a week, which he buys from a locally-owned cigar store.

Bizarrely, Turtle's mechanic, who was born here but his father was not, is also named Rocky Patel.

How's that for a truly strange coincidence?

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

So once a week you "smoke" your mechanic?

war  posted on  2009-03-07   13:19:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: war, turtle (#1)

So once a week you "smoke" your mechanic?

more like smokes his mechanic's pole.

Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
Used Tires Albany, NY

Critter  posted on  2009-03-07   13:29:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Critter (#2)

Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

Thank GOD for commas.

war  posted on  2009-03-07   13:32:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: war (#1)

So once a week you "smoke" your mechanic?

Oooh, good one! At least in what passes for your brain.

But Turtle is immune. Insults bounce off his impervious shell, and he perceives them as raindrops...and he likes the sound of rain on a roof.

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-03-07   13:51:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#4)

Insults bounce off his impervious shell

It wasn't an insult; it was an observational interrogative.

www.m- w.com

war  posted on  2009-03-07   14:41:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#4)

...and he likes the sound of rain on a roof.

Any excuse to nap, eh?

Now THAT I admire...

war  posted on  2009-03-07   14:42:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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