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Title: Why Men Lke Dogs Better Than Women
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Published: Mar 9, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-03-09 20:10:49 by Turtle
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Views: 221
Comments: 10

* Dogs don't cry.

* Dogs love it when your friends come over.

* Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

* Dogs think you sing great.

* A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

* Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.

* The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

* Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

* Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

* Dogs are excited by rough play.

* Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

* Dogs understand that farts are funny.

* Dogs love red meat.

* Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

* Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

* If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

* Dogs don't shop.

* Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

* A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

* Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

* A dog's parents never visit.

* Dogs love long car trips.

* Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

* Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.

* When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.

*Dogs like beer.

* Dogs don't hate their bodies.

* No dog ever bought a Kenny G, Cher, or Barbara Streisand album.

* No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

* Dogs don't watch Richard Simmons, Oprah, or Phil.

* Dogs never criticize.

* Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

* Dogs never expect gifts.

* It's legal to keep a dog in a little house in the backyard.

* Dogs don't worry about germs.

* Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever been in love with.

* Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.

* Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

* Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

* You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

* Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

* Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

* Dogs never want foot-rubs.

* Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

* Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

* Dogs can't talk.

* Dogs seldom outlive you.

Poster Comment:

Turtle drives women insane by peeing in the backyard (live in a rural area), eating cold chili out of a can, sleeping on the couch, and throwing his clothes on the floor,

Turtle's dog NEVER complains about these things.

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* No dog ever bought a Kenny G, Cher, or Barbara Streisand album.

It's spelled "Barbra".

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