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Title: Gillette Earnings up on sales of vibrating Venus Razor..hmm
Source: cnbc
URL Source: http://www.cnbc.com
Published: Aug 4, 2005
Author: n
Post Date: 2005-08-04 14:42:00 by gengis gandhi
Keywords: Razor..hmm, vibrating, Gillette
Views: 67
Comments: 6

Gillette Earnings up on sales of vibrating Venus Razor..hmm

no, i don't have a link.

I caught this on cnbc this morning...some female reporter with a twinkle in her eye reporting that 'gilletes earning are up on sales of its new Venus Vibrating Razor'

I can't believe it took em this long to figure it out.

if it was be, I'd be making everything vibrate...vibrating soap, shampoo containers, whatever the fuck you can sell, you can sell more of if you put a vibrator in it.

If they new what the hell they were doing, they would make a rounded, curvy cell phone with variable vibrating feature in pastel colors for women.

there's your million dollar idea, baby.

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#1. To: christine, diana (#0)

I predict a spike in hot water usage as well as AAA batteries.

Whenever people ask me, 'hey, you know what you should do? I always say 'What? Buy a monkey?'

gengis gandhi  posted on  2005-08-04   14:42:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Frankie Avalon, Grease. yep

His Dowsing Rod in woods and waterfalls with flowers

1776  posted on  2005-08-04   14:43:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Vibrating razor? That just sounds like a bad idea, patronizing straight razor wielding alcoholic barber on Sunday afternoon in a dry county kind of bad idea.

We should thank the Nazis for giving us all those stark, frightening images. How else we gonna learn not to act like that? On the other hand, monkey see...

Dakmar  posted on  2005-08-04   15:32:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

if it was be, I'd be making everything vibrate...vibrating soap, shampoo containers, whatever the fuck you can sell, you can sell more of if you put a vibrator in it.

$$$ Vibrating feminine hygiene products would corner the market. Vibrating mini-pads. Vibrating MAXI-pads. Vibrating tampons. $$$

"Liberty is the solution of all social and economic questions." ~~Joseph A. Labadie

Mr Nuke Buzzcut  posted on  2005-08-04   16:15:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Hey, I'm debating the merits of getting into the Marital Aid business. I work as a sculptor, and have the means to make molds, and cast things in harmless silicone.

Seriously, I wonder how much money one could make in that business?

So many morons, so few bullets.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2005-08-04   17:25:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I would think that you could find out by getting distributor contact numbers from a local adult shop and ringing them up.

"Liberty is the solution of all social and economic questions." ~~Joseph A. Labadie

Mr Nuke Buzzcut  posted on  2005-08-04   17:42:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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