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Title: Raising Bristol: Freepers Deal With The Bastard Palin
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Published: Mar 13, 2009
Author: John Dolan
Post Date: 2009-03-13 17:27:01 by Brian S
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For sheer gloating pleasure, you can’t beat the lunkheads on Free Republic trying to deal with the news that Palin’s daughter not only isn’t going to marry Levi, but is breaking up with him. It’s what they call the whole spectrum of human emotion, or primate anyway. They’re so stunned they wander for a while through digressions like whether the sperm donor in question was named after a pair of pants or not. One loyalist with the wonderful moniker “Solid Wood” insists it can’t be true, must be a liberal media lie, until someone sends the two-word death sentence: “Fox confirms.” Then he settles for calling everyone who mentions the story a leftwing troll. The problem with shutting down the story, a Freeper’s natural response to embarrassing news, is that it conflicts with the social conservative’s Prime Directive: butting in to everybody else’s business as often and as loudly as possible. So when one blushing Palin fan tries to dismiss the story as “No biggie,” another chastens him: “Yeah it is; the kid needs a father.” Others try blaming the media and the dems (known as “demonrats” on FR) for the pregnancy, as if Nancy Pelosi and Katie Couric were leaning over the back seat of Levi’s F150 chanting to Bristol, “Do it! Do it!” A poster calling himself Popdonnelly recalls with a sigh the happier days of his youth: “Back in the day, they’d get out the shotgun.” The shock of the story caused it to be posted a half dozen times on FR, and one of the more remarkable threads is the one responding to a suggestion by rightwing columnist Cal Thomas that the Palin family shut up for a while. You don’t say that about Sarah on FR: “Deannadurbin” holds out for stigmatizing the kid the old-school way, because God has left clear instructions that bastards should be reminded of their status early and often: “It does reflect badly on Sarah’s conservatism that her own daughter doesn’t seem to realize the biblically right thing to do is to get married. There has been ample time to do what God would have Bristol do. Why the delay until after the baby is born? Right now the baby is illegitimate and that used to be a stigma and rightly so.” But the Biblical sharia solution is so cruel and stupid that all sorts of other posters, almost all women, react violently to “deannadurbin’s” posts. “Tax-Chick” points out the obvious: “In the long run, her NOT marrying a loser might turn out to be the best thing for the baby,” then goes on to paste a happy ending on the story: “In a couple of years, Bristol might meet a nice man with an education and a future.” Another freeperette responds more aggressively: “How nasty to brand an infant with a stigma when the infant had no say in the matter. That was disgusting.” Deannadurbin stands her ground: “Then you probably think past generations of your ancestors were “disgusting” too because they considered out of wedlock births illegitimate and shameful. Such families were ASHAMED because they couldn’t control their trampy daughters who opened their legs for men not their husband.” What upsets the relatively sane Freepers is that Deanna unquestionably has the ideology on her side: “You can’t have it both ways, calling yourself a conservative and then say “anything goes” regarding social mores and principles.” This is too much for “Ace of Spades”: “If my ancestors stigmatized children for conditions they had no control over, such as the marriage status of their mother, then they were disgusting, as a matter of fact. And so are you.” Deanna’s antagonist, “phikapmom,” simply breaks off the discussion: “Don’t ever reply to me again on this website and I will do the same to you.” Deanna wants the last word, implicitly conceding that history may not be on her side: “If you are the future of conservatism then it is dead, woman.” Deanna’s argument is based upon a rock, and is not susceptible to appeals to real people living on this planet. She ignores the question of the pain her precious stigma would inflict—is entirely designed to inflict—on the baby in favor of Spike Lee’s catchphrase, as filtered through the Southern Baptists: “Do the RIGHT THING and the GODLY THING and give your baby his father’s name.” The funny, creepy thing here is that Deanna really does have the Bible on her side, and can’t help saying so, even when the opposable-thumbs faction on FR would rather tiptoe past the matter. She screams, “I guess you call God Himself “disgusting”, for God is clear in His word that babies are conceived in SIN. How dare God be so mean to babies as to call them sinners? When you croak and face judgement will you have the temerity to tell God He was mistaken? ‘Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.’ - Psalm 51:5” Yup, that’s the real old-school sound of true scripture, all right. There’s no mistaking that combination of wordy pomposity with vicious misogyny. Since very, very few Freepers are willing to say that God is, indeed, a disgusting old lunatic, the debate dribbles away into pure comedy. One bright spark tries to disarm Deanna by reminding her that Jefferson was an adulterer: “I guess you hate Jefferson too.” But she is not to be moved from that aged rock, replying with a response that would have Charles Portis scrambling for his notebook: “I like Thomas Jefferson fine enough, but God’s word is more important.” The funniest moment comes when one of FR’s many pseudointellectuals tries to heal the rift by offering a compromise: stigmatize the mother, but not the baby. “People need to distinguish between stigmatising the illegitimate child, which I haven’t seen anyone advocating here, and stigmatising the parents.” That’s thinking outside the box! “Kid, your mother is a filthy whore…but of course that’s no reflection on you.”
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#1. To: Brian S (#0)
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When your hatred of the RATS rises to your hatred of the PUBBIES...it'll be too late anyway. You're a partisan, America-hating FUKTARD.
Deannadurbin bump. Feminism is negrification by other means.
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IS this why they call them "freeptards"? Arguing over someone elses baby? Dont they have worries of their own? This is insane. "Stigmatize the mother and not the baby"... Idiots must be living their own lives with immaculate purity and infinite wisdom to think they can then butt into others lives. Unbelievable. But I know the type. Removing splinters from others eyes and they have logs in their own eyes.
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"Stigmatize the mother and not the baby"... You should've seen RAT Underground. I'd like to walk into that forum armed to the teeth...so to speak.
That applies to all FR threads.
TRAITORS TO AMERICA AND BRAINWASHED IDIOTS SUPPORT AND DEFEND ISRAEL. TO HELL WITH ZIONISTS AND THIER AMERICAN FRONTS: AIPAC/PNAC/ADL/NAACP/FEDERAL RESERVE/SPLC/JINSA/ACLU/CHRISTIAN ZIONISTS/AEI/FEDERAL MEDIA/HOLLYWOOD, et. al.
I'd like to walk into that forum armed to the teeth...so to speak. I don't know, man. Sometimes I just totally amazed at the insanity out there. I mean, it's like it's satire, but they are totally serious. It reminds me of the old Phil Hendrie show, if you know who he is. To those that know who Hendrie is, think Bobbie Dooley... She would fit right in there... I never heard of rat underground. If they were worse, I cant imagine how.
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There is a bright side, Freepers: It's a white baby.
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That applies to all FR threads. lol - thanks for a good chuckle. I don't ever go there anymore, but I do appreciate some of the reporting on their hare-brained thinking.
Let me guess...the Daddy is a UAW infiltrator?
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer
So are you. Wanna buy some meth, nigger? :)
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer
Those freepers are idiots. Palin is the worst governer Alaska has had in a long time, she is bad for this state. She's a fundie Christian of the worst kind who has no business being in politics at all as she is unable to separate church from state, and has slashed and burned first as mayor of Wassilla, now she is eagerly trying to destroy rural Alaska. She is spiteful and vindictive and has no sense at all. I can't stand her, I hope she retires after her term is up, but I'm afraid her ambitious nature is not going to let this happen.
Wow. All that over a bullshit issue concerning some kid who is putting a marriage on hold. What's the matter, did you fail to get an erection when you tried to perform your daily stroke off ritual in front of your Sarah Palin altar?
But I know the type. Removing splinters from others eyes and they have logs in their own eyes. No kidding, as if Bristol and her baby have any bearing on what happens to Alaska or this country. It reminds me of that channel on tv where they had nonstop coverage on that Kaylee girl whose mother killed her, now they go on and on about that woman who had too many babies. People like that indeed need to get a life, mind their own business and work on improving themselves instead of wasting time pointing fingers at people they don't even know. People like that make me sick.
Amen. Most keep their closet door tightly closed.
People can make fun of the girl all they want to. She didn't have an abortion, didn't marry someone then get divorced, and didn't run away from home. She made a mistake, but she didn't kill becasue of it. She is doing better than most democrats that make the same mistake. Sara Palin should be proud of the way her daughter is dealing with this. Obviously she set a good example for her.
God is always good!
Why is it the Os are hush hush about Mr Obama abandoning him and his white trash mama when he was 2 years old?
Silence!! I keeell you!!! Law Enforcement Against Prohibition You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom.~~William Wallace ALAS, BABYLON
I take it you're not a fan of small town America.
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What an excellent question! Thanks.
_________________________________________________________________________ Why did the MSM completely ignore boozing Chelsea, the heroin-shooting Kennedy kids, Al Gore's other kids who did cocain, Joe Biden's boozing daughter, etc. etc.??? If Bristol had gotten an abortion as an "up yours" to her Mom and Dad, Andrea Mitchell/Kyra Phillips/Katie Couric/et al would have reverently kissed her feet for "making a tough but logical decision".
_________________________________________________________________________ Both 'Bama and Palin are proof that the techniques of commercial propaganda can be used to sell anything to anybody in this country of ours. That includes the CONservatives as well as their LibTARD brethren. It's a damned shame that the rest of us have to live with the fact that these folks are not only allowed to register and vote but to breed without inhibition.
Join 2x4 Tuesdays & protect your RKBA. Leveraging synergies, buddy, you have a problem with that? Why do you hate America?
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer
Emotions are high right now, but I still need that $10 spot I lent you last week.
Huh. Managed dissonance. The Modern English language is no longer one that the Founders or Framers could digest or understand. Gives me the willies sometimes.
Join 2x4 Tuesdays & protect your RKBA. I've taken to openly mocking upper management. I hope I can quit when I want to.
The ultimate effect of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer
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I agree, but I'm not quite sure that is what they are doing though. This nearly 24/7 coverage of stories that are tragic to a few people but mean nothing in the big picture, are a distraction and IMO it is intentional. I'd like to see them give this kind of coverage to the BART murder, or the Atlanta PD murder and coverup. I'm not holding my breath. They drop 1 story about a dead pretty white girl, and pick up another story of a dead pretty white girl or they pick some other silly story where no one dies but lives in an odd way. But it is usually dead pretty white girls. This seems to be a constant process.
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I'm more disheartened that anyone with an IQ over 10 would consider reading useless shit like this in the first place. I remember when you bitched because no one responded to your posts, so don't bitch about this one. The nation we all thought we loved for one reason or another is about to collapse under the weight of an illusion created by our intended banker masters, yet so much concern is displayed for an irrelevant matter happening in an irrelevant place to irrelevant people. God help us.
Resolve to serve no more, and you are at once freed. I do not ask that you place hands upon the tyrant to topple him over, but simply that you support him no longer; then you will behold him, like a great Colossus whose pedestal has been pulled away, fall of his own weight and break in pieces. De La Boétie
With you posting articles like this it will never be a serious news site.
I have a buddy who lives in Alaska. Most people there like Palin. They think she is doing a great job. They think she got a raw deal from the media. Hating Jesus's teachings is a stupid way to be also.
I think if one could establish a timeline, Levi would be up for Statutory Rape charges. BUT, Alaska is different.
I like Palin too. I don't like her views on the war or Israel, but I think she is a good person.
God is always good!
I have family still in Alaska. In general, Sarah is 'locally' regarded as better than her predesessors (sp), but is otherwise just another "Tundra Queen," with little political future - subject to the 'Arctic' standard, "In Alaska, anything can happen; and it usually does." She's so frequently screwed up that the general political establishment probably won't have her as any more than an agenda ambassador - at best. She's too quick to shoot from the hip & reliably miss; hitting innocents, without caring. There's no reliable political barometer, so we'll see what history delivers. I wouldn't bet on her having much of a future, beyond maybe a book deal. Her future is reliably a function of her future competition - whomsoever that may be. Too often, elections are a function of the 'country' expression, "It ain't who I'm fer; it's who I'm agin'" We'll just have to wait & see. I think the media (save the tabloids) are afraid of her; that's political death, by itself.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams 
#2. To: Brian S (#0)
just amazing bump
#3. To: Brian S (#0)
#4. To: Brian S (#0)
#5. To: PSUSA (#4)
IS this why they call them "freeptards"? Arguing over someone elses baby? Dont they have worries of their own? This is insane.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#6. To: lodwick (#2)
just amazing
#7. To: Rotara (#5)
You should've seen RAT Underground.
#8. To: Brian S (#0)
#9. To: wbales. all (#6)
just amazing
#10. To: All (#9)
Bristol and Levi took Jimmy Buffet's advice -
#11. To: Brian S (#0)
the lunkheads on Free Republic trying to deal with the news
#12. To: Rotara (#1)
You're a partisan, America-hating FUKTARD.
#13. To: Brian S, christine (#0)
#14. To: Rotara (#1)
You're a partisan, America-hating FUKTARD.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#15. To: PSUSA (#4)
IS this why they call them "freeptards"? Arguing over someone elses baby? Dont they have worries of their own? This is insane.
#16. To: Diana (#15)
People like that make me sick.
#17. To: Brian S (#0)
#18. To: Cynicom (#16)
#19. To: Jethro Tull (#18)
Why is it the Os are hush hush about Mr Obama abandoning him and his white trash mama when he was 2 years old?
"Corporation: An entity created for the legal protection of its human parasites, whose sole purpose is profit and self-perpetuation." ~~ IndieTx
#20. To: Diana (#15)
#21. To: IndieTX (#19)
Why is it the Os are hush hush about Mr Obama abandoning him and his white trash mama when he was 2 years old?
#22. To: Jethro Tull (#18)
Why is it the Os are hush hush about Mr Obama abandoning him and his white trash mama when he was 2 years old?
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#23. To: Jethro Tull, Ricky J (#18)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#24. To: Diana (#13)
www.righttokeepandbeararms.com
#25. To: randge (#24)
proof that the techniques of commercial propaganda can be used to sell anything to anybody in this country of ours.
#26. To: Dakmar (#25)
#27. To: Dakmar (#25)
Leveraging synergies
www.righttokeepandbeararms.com
#28. To: randge (#27)
Gives me the willies sometimes.
#29. To: randge (#24)
#30. To: Diana (#15)
No kidding, as if Bristol and her baby have any bearing on what happens to Alaska or this country. It reminds me of that channel on tv where they had nonstop coverage on that Kaylee girl whose mother killed her, now they go on and on about that woman who had too many babies. People like that indeed need to get a life, mind their own business and work on improving themselves instead of wasting time pointing fingers at people they don't even know. People like that make me sick.
#31. To: Brian S (#0)
#32. To: Brian S (#0)
#33. To: Diana (#13)
Palin is the worst governer Alaska has had in a long time, she is bad for this state. She's a fundie Christian
#34. To: Brian S, Christine, Jethro Tull, FormerLurker, Diana, All (#0)
#35. To: Old Friend (#33)
#36. To: Old Friend, Christine, Jethro Tull, Itistoolate, Diana, All (#33)
I have a buddy who lives in Alaska. Most people there like Palin. They think she is doing a great job. They think she got a raw deal from the media.
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