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Title: How to Date Beautiful But Unintelligent Women
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Published: Mar 25, 2009
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2009-03-25 06:45:57 by Turtle
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Views: 138
Comments: 3

Poster Comment:

Turtle, being a Chick Magnet, generally has to avoid eye contact with strange women since they mob me. It's a horrible life, but someone hs to be cursed with it.

The last time I accidently made eye contact with a strange woman in a restaurant, she started bounding up and down in her seat, flipping her hair back with her hand, and thrusting her melons at me. I thought she was going to stroke out right there.

Turtle almost always has this effect on women.

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#1. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach, tom007 (#0)

Eat your hearts out with envy!

No place is better than Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-03-25   6:47:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

It's a horrible life, but someone has to be cursed with it.

If only our government were brave enough to start a massive new entitlement program to help you.

It's almost like you're disabled by this crippling problem.

TooConservative  posted on  2009-03-25   8:11:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

sounds like a nervous tic brought about by severe nausea

if a people will not prosecute officials who subvert and violate the constitution, then the constitution has no authority over officials.

Gengis Gandhi, Troubled Genius

gengis gandhi  posted on  2009-03-25   8:44:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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