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Title: How to Date Beautiful But Unintelligent Women Source: [None] URL Source: [None] Published: Mar 25, 2009 Author: YouTube Post Date: 2009-03-25 06:45:57 by Turtle Keywords: NoneViews: 185 Comments: 3
Poster Comment:Turtle, being a Chick Magnet, generally has to avoid eye contact with strange women since they mob me. It's a horrible life, but someone hs to be cursed with it. The last time I accidently made eye contact with a strange woman in a restaurant, she started bounding up and down in her seat, flipping her hair back with her hand, and thrusting her melons at me. I thought she was going to stroke out right there. Turtle almost always has this effect on women.
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Turtle, being a Chick Magnet, generally has to avoid eye contact with strange women since they mob me. It's a horrible life, but someone hs to be cursed with it.
The last time I accidently made eye contact with a strange woman in a restaurant, she started bounding up and down in her seat, flipping her hair back with her hand, and thrusting her melons at me. I thought she was going to stroke out right there.
Turtle almost always has this effect on women.
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#1. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach, tom007 (#0) Eat your hearts out with envy! Turtle posted on 2009-03-25 6:47:05 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply Replies to Comment # 1. There are no replies to Comment # 1. End Trace Mode for Comment # 1. Top Page Up Full Thread Page Down Bottom/Latest
Eat your hearts out with envy!
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