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Title: Diners can 'have a ball' at testicle festival
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Published: Mar 29, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-03-29 03:37:46 by farmfriend
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OAKDALE, Calif. — The fundraising idea may seem a little nuts, but Oakdale's annual Testicle Festival is always a big hit. On Monday, volunteers with the town's Rotary Club plan to fry up 400 pounds of the private parts of bulls and serve them to diners who pay $50 apiece for the sit-down meal. The event, whose proceeds also benefit the Oakland Cowboy Museum, has drawn an average of 450 people and last year raised $28,000. It's common practice on cattle ranches for young male bovines to be castrated into steers, which after the initial loss, eventually makes them more docile and easier to handle. Fans of the delicacy, also referred to as "mountain oysters," come from around the state. According to Rotarians, everyone who buys a ticket is guaranteed to "have a ball."
Diners can 'have a ball' at testicle festival
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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)
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Your Dirty Little Mind seems to be obsesssed with testicles! I used to live in St. Louis, and right south of downtown there is a neighborhood called Soulard. They have an outdoor market that's been there a few hundred years. The first time I went to it, when I was about 21, they had bull testicles on slae. I was, let's say, surprised at how big they were. I also cringed a little bit looking at them.
Whatever would give you that idea?
Whenever I think of you, I think of "testicles." See what you've done? IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!!
Hmmm, not the message I'm trying to get across. I'll have to modify it. I'd rather you thought of BJs or Big Tits.
Reminds me of my first girlfriend...when I was 12. Let's see how you answer this!
With a smile of course! You sold me.
;-)
LOL!
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Tits...that's Turtle Island.
#2. To: Turtle (#1)
Your Dirty Little Mind seems to be obsesssed with testicles!
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
#3. To: farmfriend (#2)
Whatever would give you that idea?
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#4. To: Turtle (#3)
Whenever I think of you, I think of "testicles." See what you've done? IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!!
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
#5. To: farmfriend (#4)
(Edited)
'd rather you thought of BJs or Big Tits.
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#6. To: Turtle (#5)
Let's see how you answer this!
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
#7. To: farmfriend (#0)
Oh Nutz !!
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams 
#8. To: farmfriend (#4)
I'd rather you thought of BJs or Big Tits.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#9. To: farmfriend (#4)
I'd rather you thought of BJs or Big Tits.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
#10. To: Esso (#8)
You sold me.
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
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