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Title: Hilarious Scam Bait email(s)
Source:
scamorama.com
URL Source: http://www.scamorama.com/agatha-mphoma.html
Published: Apr 2, 2009
Author: Lady Agatha Bristol
Post Date: 2009-04-02 18:47:13 by James Deffenbach
Keywords: None
Views: 367
Comments: 15
JOHNSON MPHOMA TAKES THE OATH: LADY AGATHA IS A PINK PIG Here is the "oath" they got the scammer to take: 'I, Johnson Mphoma, do by humble merkin and in all fey twiglets, solemnly swear to assist Her Majesty in all pro-quims business in the most discombobulated manner possible.' And before that "Agatha" told him, "...However, I must urge caution. My Permanent Secretary, Sir Basil Fawlty, has expressed grave reservations and even mentioned that this could be 'just some tawdry tribal tittle-tattle'." Sir Basil Fawlty, lol! The whole thing is a riot but there would have been a lot of html coding to make it look good so I am just posting the link. Enjoy!
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#3. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
How about this one?
? Was there supposed to be a link in your post?
There was. The server won't allow it here if I haven't recently opened Scamorama. So it showed earlier but not now. I tried doing a direct pic link and it won't even allow that. Dadblasted Scamorama be scammin' us, James! Lock and load, this time they done gone too far.
i think it's the url source, not the server here that won't allow the pic to show.
I meant their server refused. Essentially, they're configured to reject image requests that were made via other webservers but not from their own. This keeps other sites from stealing their bandwidth (which is exactly what I was trying to do). :) Anyway, don't send them your bank account numbers or any donations. Just to be safe.
Good advice.
The disturbing thing about these scammers is that they think there are all kinds of rich people in the world, so instead of being productive and improving themselves, they spend all their time trying to get other oeople's money. If they spend as much time working as scamming, they'd have a nice middle-class existence. I see the same attitude among lower-class Americans, who are always trying to play the system for food stamps, welfare, etc. I know a woman who thinks that babysitting her daughter's son is a real job. The money comes from her daughter's ex's child support, and she simply does not uderstand this is not a real, productive job. She also gets food stamps and various forms of welfare. To her this is an acceptable way to live, and I meet more and more people like this all the time.
#13. To: Turtle (#11)
On the one hand it speaks well of the woman if she takes good care of the baby. On the other hand, if the child support was what it should be then perhaps the child's mother could take care of the baby. I don't know the answer but I do know that the government is not constitutionally invested with the power to rob one person and give the money to someone else. Of course that doesn't stop them from doing it either.
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#5. To: TooConservative (#3)
How about this one?
#6. To: James Deffenbach (#5)
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#7. To: TooConservative, Pinguinite (#6)
#9. To: christine, James Deffenbach (#7)
i think it's the url source, not the server here that won't allow the pic to show.
#10. To: TooConservative (#9)
Anyway, don't send them your bank account numbers or any donations. Just to be safe.
#11. To: James Deffenbach (#10)
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