JOHNSON MPHOMA TAKES THE OATH: LADY AGATHA IS A PINK PIG Here is the "oath" they got the scammer to take: 'I, Johnson Mphoma, do by humble merkin and in all fey twiglets, solemnly swear to assist Her Majesty in all pro-quims business in the most discombobulated manner possible.' And before that "Agatha" told him, "...However, I must urge caution. My Permanent Secretary, Sir Basil Fawlty, has expressed grave reservations and even mentioned that this could be 'just some tawdry tribal tittle-tattle'." Sir Basil Fawlty, lol! The whole thing is a riot but there would have been a lot of html coding to make it look good so I am just posting the link. Enjoy!