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Title: A cannibal
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Published: Apr 6, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-04-06 19:35:38 by Esso
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A cannibal was walking in the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Tourist: $5 The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit it takes all morning."
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
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#1. To: Esso (#0)
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A cannibal was walking in the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Roasted Brain of Doctor: $5 The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians?" The cook replied, "Do you have any idea how many politicians you have to butcher to get one serving of brain?"
Roasted Brain of Accountant: $5.00
Roasted Brain of Engineer: $5.00
Roasted Brain of Politician: $100.00
This guy may be prowling 4um: |
Morehead City Concerts Summer 2009
#2. To: Esso (#0)
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed the missionary in the jungle?
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
did the cannibal use a rabbit on the end?
#4. To: Esso (#0)
another one that made me laugh out loud!
#5. To: Critter (#1)
;P
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