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Title: Turtle's Favorite Food
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Published: Apr 8, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-04-08 07:58:11 by Turtle
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I don't know why, but I just love this and eat it every day. Take some oats (crushed, cut, rolled), soak them overnight in filtered water with some lemon juice. Put them in a crockpot, add some water and raw cream. Heat it up. Before it's done, add a pinch of sea salt. When it's done, you're got porridge! It's cheap, nutritious, and fills me up for several hours. And it tastes great. Maybe it's a genetic thing, I don't know. Porridge is very much a Scottish thing and I'm about three-quarters Scots-Irish.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
I hate to inform you but you're a homo, Turtle. Great guy and all. But still a homo.
There's no such thing as a homo Turtle!
Stop pounding your little fists on the ground and biting your pillow. You can't fool me.
Before it's done, add a pinch of sea salt.
#2. To: TooConservative (#1)
I hate to inform you but you're a homo, Turtle.
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
There's no such thing as a homo Turtle!
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