And I would fire you for being a liability. Of course I would have to hire you first, which I would never do.
Having a little problem with consistency and logic there, kind of the Achilles heel with you Truthers.
And you so resent it when the rest of us notice it and think maybe you aren't all rocket scientists after all. How frustrating this must be for you. Ah, but there's always another paranoid theory to hatch to explain why-do-they-hate-us or why-won't-they-hire-me or why-won't-she-date-me or why-won't-they-tell-the-Truth or whatever it is you're going on about on any given day.