Poster Comment:
My bank has a sign on the door -- "No Hats, No Sunglasses, No Hoods." It's stupid, since no crimimal is going to see the sign and think, "Golly, I can't go in there with this hood and sunglasses, even if I have a sawed-off 12-gauge pump under my coat."
I nearly always wear a baseball-type cap. This morning I was standing at the counter filling out a check deposit slip, and the guard wanders over and asks me to take off my hat.
I looked at him and said, "I put my money in this bank so I can be told to take off my hat?"
He said it was company policy.
I told him, "Not anymore it's not, since because of what you just said to me, I'm closing my account down."
He looked a little shocked and walked away.
Then I closed my account down and explained why to the lady. She didn't have much to say.
Turtle has no tolerance for stupidity.