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Title: Turtle's Favorite Comedy Program
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Published: Apr 12, 2009
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2009-04-12 17:46:50 by Turtle
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Here's my favorite comedy program: It's called "C-SPAN". It's totally hilarious. Check it out sometime. The only thing it's missing is a laugh track.
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#2. To: Elliott Jackalope (#1)
good one ;)
#3. To: Elliott Jackalope (#1)
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