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Title: 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
Source: internet
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Published: Apr 14, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-04-14 21:47:37 by X-15
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Views: 219
Comments: 4

1. It is important that a woman helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a woman makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a woman is good in bed and loves making love to you.

5. It is VERY important that these four women never meet.

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#1. To: X-15 (#0)

You better shop around.

MUDDOG  posted on  2009-04-14   21:54:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I just sent this to my paranoid, multiple personality GF.

She'll try to figure how she fits into at least three of these requirements.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2009-04-14   22:08:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

My girl's all of those things.

Thank god her therapist is incompetent.

Expose the Paranoids!!
Did you know that there are Paranoids all around us?
Even your next door neighbor might be one!

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2009-04-14   22:15:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I got lucky.

My wife wants to camp out in the hinterlands of Utah, as do I ,and we will soon - and we just got back from a three week vacation in Mexico, enjoying the sweet comforts and surprises of low cost living ( and enjoying the Mexican people experience) of what most folks do.

It was a damn good lifestyle.

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2009-04-14   23:26:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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