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Title: Computer joke
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Published: Apr 23, 2009
Author: email
Post Date: 2009-04-23 17:56:35 by Jethro Tull
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Views: 194
Comments: 5

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

YOU GOT MALE

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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0) (Edited)

very good (could have used the delete/abort key)

Itistoolate  posted on  2009-04-23   18:05:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Itistoolate, Jethro Tull (#1)

A three-year old was being bathed by his mommie.

He looks down between his legs and says: "Mommie, are these my brains?"

Mommies says: "No. Not yet."

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2009-04-23   19:32:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

What you going to do when Uncle Samuel comes around, asking for the young one's name?


I've already said too much.

MUDDOG  posted on  2009-04-24   10:38:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: MUDDOG (#3)

What you going to do when Uncle Samuel comes around, asking for the young one's name?

Tell him no, no, no

Jethro Tull  posted on  2009-04-24   11:38:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Jethro Tull (#4)

It's the time of the season.


I've already said too much.

MUDDOG  posted on  2009-04-24   14:53:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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