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Title: Turtles Don't Get the Flu so It is Okay to Kiss Them
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Published: Apr 29, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-04-29 20:25:10 by Turtle
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Views: 227
Comments: 8

Poster Comment:

Turtle is awaitin' his smooches.

Women only.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Is your...er...SOFT shell better?

Jethro Tull  posted on  2009-04-29   20:27:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Is your...er...SOFT shell better?

Are you making fun of Turtle?

It's not right to make fun of Turtle.

Turtle can do...stuff...to people who make fun of him.

Turtle  posted on  2009-04-29   20:41:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I recall an episode of the Twilight Zone...."off to the corn field"...

Jethro Tull  posted on  2009-04-29   20:50:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I recall an episode of the Twilight Zone...."off to the corn field"...

But first Turtle will turn you into a jack-in-the-box.

Turtle  posted on  2009-04-29   21:01:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtles don't get Swine Flu but they do get and pass SALMANELLA!!!!

Coral Snake  posted on  2009-04-30   0:07:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtles don't get Swine Flu but they do get and pass SALMANELLA!!!!

Turtle is a clean turtle.

Turtle  posted on  2009-04-30   6:22:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#8. To: Turtle (#7)

Turtle is a clean turtle.

Damn, I like em dirty!

farmfriend  posted on  2009-04-30 06:54:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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