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Title: Turtles Don't Get the Flu so It is Okay to Kiss Them
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Published: Apr 29, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-04-29 20:25:10 by Turtle
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Views: 235
Comments: 8
Poster Comment: Turtle is awaitin' his smooches. Women only.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Is your...er...SOFT shell better?
Are you making fun of Turtle? It's not right to make fun of Turtle. Turtle can do...stuff...to people who make fun of him.
I recall an episode of the Twilight Zone...."off to the corn field"...
But first Turtle will turn you into a jack-in-the-box.
Turtles don't get Swine Flu but they do get and pass SALMANELLA!!!!
_________________________________________________________________________ Turtle is a clean turtle.
Damn, I like em dirty!
#2. To: Jethro Tull (#1)
Is your...er...SOFT shell better?
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs
...that's Turtle Island.
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
#4. To: Jethro Tull (#3)
I recall an episode of the Twilight Zone...."off to the corn field"...
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#5. To: Turtle (#4)
Oh what a DUFFLE-HEAD that Barack Obama is !!! Duffle-Head (As used in a Felix the Cat cartoon) A wicked person of limited intelegence but with pretenses of intelectual grandeur. Their only successful endevors are usually the invention of self punishment machines.
#6. To: Turtle (#0)
Women only.
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#7. To: Coral Snake (#5)
Turtles don't get Swine Flu but they do get and pass SALMANELLA!!!!
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#8. To: Turtle (#7)
Turtle is a clean turtle.
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
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