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Title: So why did the Blond Girl Have Square BOOBS?
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Published: Apr 29, 2009
Author: idiot
Post Date: 2009-04-29 21:07:12 by tom007
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Views: 388
Comments: 20

She forgot to remove the box from the tissues.

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#1. To: tom007, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)

Blonde Cowboy

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots,so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you only wearing your gun, hat, and boots?"

The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her ... so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now go to town cowboy........

.... and, here I am".................

SEE.... BLONDE MEN DO EXIST...............

farmfriend  posted on  2009-04-29   21:26:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#2. To: farmfriend (#1) (Edited)

BLONDE MEN DO EXIST...............

"Blonde" is female and "blond" is male.

Turtle is blond, which is why he knows brunets/brunettes envy us, hence the jokes.

Turtle  posted on  2009-04-29 21:42:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I guess that I'd be in lockdown also...

Way too easy.

Lod  posted on  2009-04-29 21:50:28 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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