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Title: So why did the Blond Girl Have Square BOOBS?
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Published: Apr 29, 2009
Author: idiot
Post Date: 2009-04-29 21:07:12 by tom007
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Views: 398
Comments: 20

She forgot to remove the box from the tissues.

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#4. To: tom007 (#0)

I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy', then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later, the boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of Sam Hill are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, 'And where do you think you're going?!'

To which she replied:

'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.'

falcon  posted on  2009-04-29   22:04:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I drove a lovely blonde gal out to a secluded spot one warm, summer night, and as the passion rose and she seemed "willing" I said, "Why don't you get in the back seat?", but she refused.

After asking several times and wondering why her signals were mixed I finally just asked her why she wouldn't get in the back.

"I want to stay up here with you..." she said.

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2009-04-29   23:10:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#11. To: HOUNDDAWG (#10)

"I want to stay up here with you..." she said.

bump her

Lod  posted on  2009-04-29 23:14:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Blond jokes are racist hate crimes.

House Passes Hate Crimes Bill.

Deasy  posted on  2009-04-29 23:15:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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