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Title: So why did the Blond Girl Have Square BOOBS?
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Published: Apr 29, 2009
Author: idiot
Post Date: 2009-04-29 21:07:12 by tom007
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Views: 411
Comments: 20
She forgot to remove the box from the tissues.
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#1. To: tom007, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots,so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you only wearing your gun, hat, and boots?" The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her ... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now go to town cowboy........ .... and, here I am"................. SEE.... BLONDE MEN DO EXIST...............
"Blonde" is female and "blond" is male. Turtle is blond, which is why he knows brunets/brunettes envy us, hence the jokes.
I guess that I'd be in lockdown also... Way too easy.
I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy', then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later, the boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of Sam Hill are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, 'And where do you think you're going?!' To which she replied: 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.'
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas . With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against Not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little b@st@rd on your knee!"
I had to laugh at that. Thanks.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" Natalie G. doesn't have square boobs: _________________________________________________________________________ cute joke welcome, IDon'tThinkSo. i like your screen name.
The smooth criminal transition from Bush/Cheney to Obama
Hey I just cut and paste. What can I say, I used to be blonde.
I drove a lovely blonde gal out to a secluded spot one warm, summer night, and as the passion rose and she seemed "willing" I said, "Why don't you get in the back seat?", but she refused. After asking several times and wondering why her signals were mixed I finally just asked her why she wouldn't get in the back. "I want to stay up here with you..." she said.
bump her
Blond jokes are racist hate crimes.
You would seem to be logically correct on this issue.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" Wait, what?? You're a blonde who changed her hair color, or a brunette who 'went blonde' and stopped?? Forgive me, but I'm nosy as hell ;-)
_________________________________________________________________________ I don't mind nosy. I was blonde until I went on the pill. Hair darkened again with each pregnancy ending up quite dark. I've also been graying since teen years and now gray is dominant. Actually I'm blonde again according to the box. It ranges from light brown to dark blonde depending on how recently it's been dyed.
Well, in return, I owe you a personal answer some time.
_________________________________________________________________________ Deal.
They are, and I really do think it's because of envy. There is a Wikipedia entry for "dumb blonde" jokes, but I don't see one for "dumb nigger" jokes, even though many of them are stupid. What has six legs and goes "Ho dee doe, ho dee doe"? Three black guys running for an elevator.
Bad turtle.
Turtle is a good turtle. And cute, too,
Blonde Cowboy
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
#2. To: farmfriend (#1)
(Edited)
BLONDE MEN DO EXIST...............
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs
...that's Turtle Island.
#3. To: farmfriend (#1)
#4. To: tom007 (#0)
#5. To: tom007 (#0)
#6. To: IDon'tThinkSo (#5)
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little b@st@rd on your knee!"
#7. To: tom007 (#0)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#8. To: IDon'tThinkSo (#5)
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little b@st@rd on your knee!"
#9. To: Turtle (#2)
"Blonde" is female and "blond" is male.
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
#10. To: falcon, tom007 (#4)
#11. To: HOUNDDAWG (#10)
"I want to stay up here with you..." she said.
#12. To: farmfriend, lodwick, tom007, christine, HOUNDDAWG, X-15 (#10)
#13. To: Deasy (#12)
#14. To: farmfriend (#9)
I used to be blonde.
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#15. To: X-15 (#14)
Forgive me, but I'm nosy as hell ;-)
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
#16. To: farmfriend (#15)
(Edited)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#17. To: X-15 (#16)
Well, in return, I owe you a personal answer some time.
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
#18. To: Deasy (#12)
Blond jokes are racist hate crimes.
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#19. To: Turtle (#18)
"Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat's dream. If you control carbon, you control life." — Dr. Richard Lindzen, MIT Professor of Meteorology
#20. To: farmfriend (#19)
Bad turtle.
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
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