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Title: Marry an Ugly Millionaire Online Dating Agency
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URL Source: http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionair ... ency.com/women-seeking-men.htm
Published: May 3, 2009
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2009-05-03 14:21:40 by Horse
Keywords: None
Views: 319
Comments: 8

Ugly Millionaire Women Seeking Men.

Guys find love, romance and wealth online! Our dating agency has done all the work for you! No need to go out searching for love. Now for the first time, from the comfort of your own home, you can find the perfect partner with a few clicks of the mouse.

Search through the lovely ladies below and choose your Miss World. Click on their picture to see a full profile of the lovely. (Remember beauty is only skin deep - money is much, much deeper.)

Then simply fill in the application form and soon you could be happily married and exceptionally rich. (Fast cars and summer houses are but two of the benefits!)

Join the millionaire club now!! You know it makes financial sense!!

Millionaire Madame Susanne seeks sophisticated stud.

Miss Grossman wants a handsome, smart partner to help run her business. Marry this millionaire and find wealth and happiness.

Sweet and inocent Mary may be shy but she's filthy rich and shy.

Mega Rich Bertha could have a crush on you. Marry her next week and become an instant millionaire.

Date millionaire Helvetta and let her sing you a love song.

Multi-millionaire Flora wants a male lap dancer to keep her smiling. Can your strip tease please?

Irene would love to sweep you away in her boat. But be careful not to get tangled in her all over body piercing!

Sexy tattooed Lady Claudia Helena Maxwell-House would like to get passionate with you.

Hangemn needs a man to help manage her huge assets. (We meen her money not her boobs!)

Could you go nuts for Grizly Lovehandels?

Can sexy slut girl Sinngel lure you into her boudoir? Help Jen Derbender squander her millions.

Want to see more of Bredda?

Disclaimer: Marry an Ugly Millionaire Marriage Bureau and Online Dating Agency is part of the exclusive Rich Gentlemen's Club Dating Service that provides full escorted dating, wedding, divorce and funeral services to those who are absolutely loaded and are able to afford our excessively expensive, specialist services. The company do not assume responsibility for any of the marriages we arrange after the 90 day guarantee period. Neither do we guarantee that any marriage will necessarily be happy, profitable or sexually gratifying. We do however, offer all clients, who's marriage we have arranged, a 40% discount on subsequent divorce proceedings. Warning a marriage is a serious undertaking and should only be entered into after careful consideration and expensive legal advice.


Poster Comment:

The photos of the women were too difficult to post so you will have to click on the URL ro see what is available.

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

Anyone that would knowingly marry someone that is only marring them for their money, deserves what they get. I would rather die alone than be with someone that is using me.

God is always good!

RickyJ  posted on  2009-05-03   14:27:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Horse (#0) (Edited)

LMAO!!!!


It's a fine line between being too specific and long winded and therefore too irritating to bother to read, and being too cryptic and therefore too irritating to try to interpret.

It's a forum post, not a doctoral thesis.

Click for Privacy and Preparedness files

PSUSA  posted on  2009-05-03   14:39:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Horse (#0)

Heh, 'stiffies' do not live by bread alone. No physical spice, no dice.


Ferret Mike  posted on  2009-05-03   14:43:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Horse (#0)

The photos of the women were too difficult to post so you will have to click on the URL ro see what is available.

It ain't hard.

The 48 DDD one was the only one who wasn't a shrieker.

Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-05-03   14:49:58 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#4)

omg! foflol!

litus  posted on  2009-05-03   15:02:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: RickyJ (#1)

I would rather die alone than be with someone that is using me.

amen

Law Enforcement Against Prohibition

IndieTX  posted on  2009-05-03   16:58:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Horse (#0)

i don't believe the women pictured are millionaires. i think this is a spoof site.

The smooth criminal transition from Bush/Cheney to Obama

christine  posted on  2009-05-04   0:10:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: christine (#7)

i think this is a spoof site.

We have a winner!


Beware!
This guy may be prowling 4um:

Used Tires Amityville, Babylon, Lindenhurst

Critter  posted on  2009-05-04   0:28:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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