Back in Chicago, the jerky kids in the neighborhood would egg Grandpa's house on Halloween. We had to clean that crap off the windows every year.

In winter we would build a snow fort in the back yard. One of them that lived across the street would come in and break it down.

Then we used the water hose to turn it to ice. He would take a running start and hit it as hard as he could. He just slid off. We were inside laughing our butts off.

I am very lucky to recall any of this since the meningitis wiped out a lot. ;)