If you would have told me at any point in my life that I would someday mourn the death of a Jew, I would have laughed in your face, and probably punched you in the stomach.

But you would have been right.

Because here I am, mourning the death of the Jew Jeffrey Epstein, who was murdered by someone so he wouldn’t be able to spill the beans on all of these politicians and other powerful people he’d suckered into sex with underage sex slaves.

In all likelihood, the entire investigation is now finished. In fact, there is virtually zero chance it will continue. You can’t prosecute a dead man.

It’s to be expected I guess, but wow.

What a shame.

What a gosh darn shame.

I guess I was a fool to believe this might go somewhere.

It is refreshing that Donald Trump is tweeting about it and maybe he’ll – sorry, I was going to say he might do something, but then I remembered he never does anything.

I guess if we want to make some lemonade, the good news is that literally no one believes this was a real suicide, on any side of the political aisle.

Everyone is calling bullshit, other than the literal New York Times.

It’s both conservatives and liberals, with the former blaming Clinton and Jews and the latter blaming Donald Trump. But it’s really fantastic that no one at all is believing the NYT.

Finally, the nation is coming together.

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