Between earthquakes, seasonal fires, high taxes, poo-covered streets, the worst homeless crisis in the nation and transgender summer camps for kids, what's not to love?

Poster Comment:

They can tell their new neighbors how bad things are in Democrat Heaven. I tell locals about the 836 square foot cabin in Palo Alto that sold for $2 million. The property tax is only $2,080 a month.

They will also be prepping for Civil War and other disasters.